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Who would you sooner be stranded alone on a desert island with - Elon Musk or Donald Trump?

Who would you sooner be stranded on a desert island with - Elon Musk or Donald Trump?


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I'll take my chances with the sharks and batteries off the island.
You'd need to.establish some very clear boundaries (says a libertarian lol) but I can imagine Elon being less worse at working out how to create a seaworthy raft etc.
 
They will both try to FU in the a*** the moment you turn your back, so the sharks are looking pretty good. At least the sharks are honest and predictable. On the other hand, if you could hide and watch from the side lines, watching those two trying to trying to battle egos on a small island could be pretty funny. A bit like they are already doing now that they have cut the fake 'bro' strings.
 
You'd need to.establish some very clear boundaries (says a libertarian lol) but I can imagine Elon being less worse at working out how to create a seaworthy raft etc.
Trump would be good at sinking one.
I think I still could take on Trump, fitness wise at least, although he'd probably outrun me at a buffet.
 
Trump would be good at sinking one.
I think I still could take on Trump, fitness wise at least, although he'd probably outrun me at a buffet.
Depending on how small the island is you may become the buffet.
 
You'd no longer be alone with either one.
 
Trump would be easier to kill but Musk, being younger, might be more tender.
Oh yuck, meat of Trump, the MaccyD's diet would be the least of that abomination.
 
Oh yuck, meat of Trump, the MaccyD's diet would be the least of that abomination.
You'd have to sizzle it for an hour to render the fat out of it!
 
Either one.

I would be lonely very quickly.
 
OTOH Trump meat probably wouldn't have the higher drug content
 
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I would say Trump, as I would be interested in his answers to the many questions for him I have about his statements and actions.
 
I would take Donald Trump. At least he is occasionally funny and can read the room.
 
Musk would use his Starlink satellites to call for a rescue.
 
Elon Musk.

Physically speaking, Donald would be dead weight. At least Elon and I could work together to build shelter, find sources of freshwater, start fire for warmth and so forth. What does Donald bring to the table other than belly fat and poor health?
 
Hey, nobody knows more about building a lean-to than Donald Trump. People go up to him all the time, big strong men with tears in their eyes and say "SIR...how did you learn how to make a shelter like that?"
No doubt, if I built a shelter and he had a sharpie and a piece of paper, he would write a Trump Shelter sign for it and that would be the extent of his contribution.
 
The other possible scenario is that @Grand Mal builds the shelter. He collects all the branches and arranges them against a fallen tree so skillfully that not a drop of rain or a single mosquito can penetrate its cover.

Trump looks over the completed structure with grudging admiration and announces a 125% tariff if @Grand Mal wants to sleep in it.
 
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