When you file suit your name is public

[JANFU]

The court documents allege he was injured while trying to use the toy “for its intended purpose” in September 2023.

“After a short period of time the suction feature suddenly intensified,” the lawsuit reads. “The plaintiff tried to turn the device off, but the suction only became stronger. The suction was too strong for the plaintiff to remove his genitalia from the device.”

It appears to be a BJ with to much suction

He should go back to plastic
I think his lawsuit sucks

As a result, he suffered an “injury to genitalia,” skin irritation, and a hernia, according to the claim.

B.C. man claims adult toy caused ‘injury to genitalia,’ sues Amazon seller

A B.C. man has filed a lawsuit against an Amazon Canada seller after allegedly suffering a sensitive injury using an adult toy purchased on the website.

www.ctvnews.ca

OMG should have used the vacuum cleaner.

 

[Luce]

So this thing had an 11 button?

 

[Allan]

I was working in a BC emerg years ago and the staff had left a strange x-ray posted.

A man had come in seeking a solution to an unusual problem. He'd inserted an egg beater in his rectum and was unable to remove it himself.

Following the x-ray the doctor simply pulled it out, a simple fix that apparently hurt like hell.

I always wondered how he made it to the hospital. He wouldn't have been able to drive I don't think. Did he walk? Ouch.

 

[NatMorton]

The nights can be long and cold in Canada.

 

[bongsaway]

The nights can be long and cold in Canada.

How nice of you to support Mr. egg beater.

 

[Brusan]

The nights can be long and cold in Canada.

As opposed to being so hot you get your face eaten off by a drugged up zombie in Florida?

 

[NatMorton]

As opposed to being so hot you get your face eaten off by a drugged up zombie in Florida?

I'll take Canada over Florida 10 months out of the year.

 

[TheDoctorWasIn]

I was working in a BC emerg years ago and the staff had left a strange x-ray posted.

A man had come in seeking a solution to an unusual problem. He'd inserted an egg beater in his rectum and was unable to remove it himself.

Following the x-ray the doctor simply pulled it out, a simple fix that apparently hurt like hell.

I always wondered how he made it to the hospital. He wouldn't have been able to drive I don't think. Did he walk? Ouch.

It seems like everyone who's ever worked in an ER has stories about things found in people's asses.

My wife used to come home with one of those stories every 6 months or so.

Now she works in Peds, so not much butt stuff - but she still spies on the ER intake board when she's got time.

 

[Argent]

Now she works in Peds, so not much butt stuff

This caused me to reminisce about the late night calls my husband would receive about fruits, veggies, coins, and toys stuck in the nostrils of experimenting preschoolers.

 

[Mika-El]

It appears to be a BJ with to much suction

He should go back to plastic
I think his lawsuit sucks

B.C. man claims adult toy caused ‘injury to genitalia,’ sues Amazon seller

A B.C. man has filed a lawsuit against an Amazon Canada seller after allegedly suffering a sensitive injury using an adult toy purchased on the website.

www.ctvnews.ca

OMG should have used the vacuum cleaner.

Actually Janfu one can get a court order in criminal, civil and family law proceedings to hide the Plaintiff or victim's name or parties to prevent undue trauma due to the sensitive nature of the cases. I did it all the time in the family courts to protect the names of children and abuse victims and I did it as a prosecutor to protect rape victims (now called sex assault victims). Its more common than you think.

By the way, injury from using an object for something it was not designed for is a very common thing in product liability or unsafe design law suits.

Hey Janfu remember the silly MacDonald's case where a woman put a hot coffee between her legs while driving out from a drive through? She was able to sue and recover a large amount from MacDonald's saying the coffeee was too hot.

Using various items as sexual devices is not unusual. Maga Americans clearly from their choice of President love people who stick things up their ass especially taxes called tariffs.

 

[Luce]

I was working in a BC emerg years ago and the staff had left a strange x-ray posted.

A man had come in seeking a solution to an unusual problem. He'd inserted an egg beater in his rectum and was unable to remove it himself.

Following the x-ray the doctor simply pulled it out, a simple fix that apparently hurt like hell.

I always wondered how he made it to the hospital. He wouldn't have been able to drive I don't think. Did he walk? Ouch.

I am not here to criticize those who are serious about having a good time.

And I am not laughing. Not that you can prove, anyway.