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What if Jesus Came Back and it wasn't Jesus?

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What if Jesus Came Back and it wasn't Jesus?

Some imposter instead?

I'll tell you how I thought of it I was thinking of farting at my Presence and talking about farting in the wind and making the wind smell, and then I thought of the whole world smelling my fart, and thought of Jesus, how every eye would see him, and I thought that was pretty powerful, making the whole world smell your fart, so, why couldn't it be, what's to keep some adept from fooling us and making some scene?

That's his Throne anyway, a thousand faces.

Go ahead, keep up.
 
I'll tell you how I thought of it I was thinking of farting at my Presence and talking about farting in the wind and making the wind smell, and then I thought of the whole world smelling my fart, and thought of Jesus, how every eye would see him, and I thought that was pretty powerful, making the whole world smell your fart, so, why couldn't it be, what's to keep some adept from fooling us and making some scene?

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You know.... I'll have to sleep on that.
 
Thanks for sharing.
 
I thought that the Messiah already came back.

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What in the holy hell? Going on midnight, on a Saturday night; sounds about right... Puff, puff, pass. 😅

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What if Jesus Came Back and it wasn't Jesus?

Some imposter instead?

I'll tell you how I thought of it I was thinking of farting at my Presence and talking about farting in the wind and making the wind smell, and then I thought of the whole world smelling my fart, and thought of Jesus, how every eye would see him, and I thought that was pretty powerful, making the whole world smell your fart, so, why couldn't it be, what's to keep some adept from fooling us and making some scene?

That's his Throne anyway, a thousand faces.

Go ahead, keep up.
I think you answered your own question when you said...and it wasn't Jesus.
 
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well it is Finally here, the September rapture event many are predicting on the Internet. hope you all are ready to go; if not, dig yur Bunker cause it is gonna be Rough....


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What if Jesus Came Back and it wasn't Jesus?

this is exactly what will happen during the Tribulation. the anti Christ will claim to be Messiah and solve the World's Problems until he doesn't

you will probably worship him and think he is God, being fooled as most will.

the rest of the Christians will be Raptured out before this, possibly this September. please mark yur calendars sheep.






Some imposter instead?

I'll tell you how I thought of it I was thinking of farting at my Presence and talking about farting in the wind and making the wind smell, and then I thought of the whole world smelling my fart, and thought of Jesus, how every eye would see him, and I thought that was pretty powerful, making the whole world smell your fart, so, why couldn't it be, what's to keep some adept from fooling us and making some scene?

That's his Throne anyway, a thousand faces.

Go ahead, keep up.
 
.well it is Finally here, the September rapture event many are predicting on the Internet. hope you all are ready to go; if not, dig yur Bunker cause it is gonna be Rough....


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Ah, we're past the Trumpets already, they were over by June of 2003, we're into the thunders now, no, vials, lets see it'll be the second Trumpet around the Equinox. There are only three events prominent at the White Horse (2020-2030.5), the first Seal being the coronavirus, the first Thunder, Maui and the UP burning down (Remember the Peshtiog/Chigao fires? Well, I, thwarted half a Thunder). And finally, the first event of the third iteration about March of 2007.

So, who's feeding you all these dates, does it give them enough money and energy to keep them going? Always waiting for the next Rapture to never happen, not a bad bet, Christ has got to come back sometime, but do you want to keep doing this for two million years?

Why waste your opportunity? Eventually you will come around to the realization we must get it together ourselves, there's no pie in the sky that's going to solve this for us. That you've been maddened by your mad diet, or at least those around you have, and you feel the pressure.
this is exactly what will happen during the Tribulation. the anti Christ will claim to be Messiah and solve the World's Problems until he doesn't
But not our beloved Trump.

Trump's made great strides for the Antichrist at the Red Horse (3000), who will likely be in America then.
you will probably worship him and think he is God, being fooled as most will.
Hey, didn't I just hear that?

I got to sit around in a war zone, because you silly people need this lesson.
the rest of the Christians will be Raptured out before this, possibly this September. please mark yur calendars sheep.
The Rapture can happen at any time for any group or individual.

It just so happens, that nobody's ready for such a thing at the White Horse, but it gets worse by the Red Horse and maybe some people are ready to go.

Yes, a triumphant return at the Red Horse is very likely, do you think you people are going to stop eating meat? Think of how stupid you'll be by then, what kind of leaders you will be able to find,... oh, He.

But I have some markings for your calendar:

10:30pm Planet ruled by the False Prophet and David.
1:30am Planet deceived, Thronerooms stripped to the noon, Creation Seal, one young boy escapes.
3:00am Planet ruled by the Beast. Antichrist and False Prophet lose and are thrown into a Lake of Fire. Beast comes to rule and ends in nuclear snowball.
4:30am Planet ruled by Antichrist and False Prophet. Christ offers deal, but destroys the planet instead (the old fashioned way, the war uses everything up).

Lord Ram Avatar
268,000 B.C. Lord Krishna Avatar
0 AD Christ, Son of God, Balaram Avatar
1486 Chaitanya Avatar
1896 First Teacher
2276 Second Teacher
2967 Third Teacher
3000-4000 Fourth Teacher
4316 First Avatar
6500 Tulsi Avatar
8900 Holy Name Avatar
11,500 Closing Avatar

2020-2030.5 The White Horse Tribulation
3000 The Red Horse Tribulation
4000 The Black Horse Tribulation
6500 The Pale Horse Tribulation
9000 The Martyrs Convergence
11,500 The Closing Convergence, the sixth Seal.
41,500 The First Trumpet (the seventh Seal).
164,000 The Kalki Avatar guessing second Trumpet.

1.89 million years. Second coming of Christ, Solstice, end of Satya Yuga, likely time for the ten-thousand years of Thunder and final Convergence. Time and season, but not day or hour.

4-million years. Dilated event reflections. The angel says time no longer, but otherwise, the Thunders take as long as the Trumpets and then the Vials come in ten-thousand years. Good time to have Determination and Consummation complete. Sun halfway up. Sometime morning next Satya Yuga. 6:00:00 am, 1/4 way to shed 1/3 (Rev 12:4).

27 gyrs Universal noon, the Antichrist regains his Thronerooms, planets 7:30am, 9:00am, 10:30am and noon.

108 gyrs Tomorrow, 6:00am, city between the desert and the sea, becomes a "way in the wilderness." Revelation 12:4,6, Isaiah 43:6,19. Time of environmental planets. The glory of the Cornerstone (don't worry, it's not worth sticking around for).
 
What if Jesus Came Back
He did. He just left Chicago. Headed down to New Orleans.

and it wasn't Jesus?
Oh, it's Jesus. He gets his freak on at Mardi Gras.

Some imposter instead?
Could be. As long as he turns muddy water into wine, I'm good.

I'll tell you how I thought of it I was thinking of farting at my Presence and talking about farting in the wind and making the wind smell, and then I thought of the whole world smelling my fart, and thought of Jesus, how every eye would see him, and I thought that was pretty powerful, making the whole world smell your fart, so, why couldn't it be, what's to keep some adept from fooling us and making some scene?

That's his Throne anyway, a thousand faces.

Go ahead, keep up.
Fart jokes are cringe.

Burning Man starts today.

How do you know when someone's been to Burning Man?
They tell you...and tell you...and tell you...and tell you...

Lookie here. Live feed. I think I see Jesus at Burning Man.



OMG!!! There he is!!!!

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This guy is an imposter.

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