US Attorney Jeanine Pirro fails to indict fired DOJ paralegal who 'threw a sandwich' at federal agent

[SNOWFLAKE]

This time, the jokes among the legal commentariat practically wrote themselves, as the top prosecutor failed to indict in a case involving a sandwich.

DOJ fails to indict paralegal who hurled a sandwich, and everyone had the same thought

Jeanine Pirro reportedly suffered another blow in efforts to stiffly punish individuals who attack feds in the nation's capital, as her office again failed to convince a grand jury to indict.

lawandcrime.com

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The old joke is that any good prosecutor could get a jury to indict a ham sandwich. Do you know how badly you have to be overcharging something for a grand jury to reject charges three times in a row? What an embarrassment.

Most federal prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich. Trump's DOJ is so incompetent it can't indict the guy who threw one.

Prosecutors couldn’t even convince a grand jury to indict a guy who threw a ham sandwich. A thoroughly embarrassing and well-deserved defeat given that the administration rolled out his arrest like they had just captured El Chapo.

 

[Allan]

Already two active threads on this topic.

Victory for the Hoagie Hero!

Poor MAGA, they thought for sure this guy was going down for that vicious and deadly assault with a sandwich!

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

It was a sharp rebuke to the prosecutors who are dealing with the fallout from President Trump’s move to send National Guard troops and federal agents into Washington.

www.nytimes.com

MAGA:

Prosecutors fail to indict sandwich thrower in Trump's Washington public safety operation​

WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal prosecutors have failed to obtain a felony indictment against a man who was seen on camera hurling a sandwich at a federal law enforcement official in the nation’s capital, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.

Sean Charles Dunn was arrested on an assault charge after he threw a sub-style sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection agent. A video of the incident went viral, and shortly after he was fired from the Justice Department, where he worked as an international affairs specialist in the department's criminal division.

Yup. The people basically told Pirro (and Trump) to **** off.

I called this one. MAGA losers losing again.

MSN

 

[Loulit01]

Let's be fair, roast beef subs are much more difficult to indict.

 

[Old 'N Chill]

Already two active threads on this topic.

Makin' me hungry!

 

[Slartibartfast]

Already two active threads on this topic.

Now we have three. That's enough to make a sandwich.

 

[Loulit01]

I heard the sandwich confessed.

 

[Stealers Wheel]

The DOJ historically has prided itself on their high conviction rates. That is because they were professionals who would decline to pursue an indictment or a prosecution if there was not a high likelihood of conviction.

Today, the DOJ has been reduced to a parody of its former self. They serve to generate headlines for Donald Trump, nothing more.

Remember, back in Trump's first term when he told the DOJ officials to "Just say the election was corrupt and leave the rest to us,"? Those folks refused Trump's demand. Well, those folks are all gone now and we cannot trust anything that comes out of today's DOJ.

 

[Loulit01]

The DOJ historically has prided itself on their high conviction rates. That is because they were professionals who would decline to pursue an indictment or a prosecution if there was not a high likelihood of conviction.

Today, the DOJ has been reduced to a parody of its former self. They serve to generate headlines for Donald Trump, nothing more.

Remember, back in Trump's first term when he told the DOJ officials to "Just say the election was corrupt and leave the rest to us,"? Those folks refused Trump's demand. Well, those folks are all gone now and we cannot trust anything that comes out of today's DOJ.

State prosecutions are at a dead stop in NJ because courts ruled our our AG is in office illegally. How's that for law and order?

Happy MAGA.

 

[Luce]

Well, that does it. LEOs everywhere will be sandwiched.

 

[Allan]

Well, that does it. LEOs everywhere will be sandwiched.

Y'all in Texas are in the most danger. BBQ brisket subs are the messiest.