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Trying to figure out what to get your teen daughter for Christmas?

Chastity Belt, Straitjacket, and Cleave Gag sounds about right so far as I'm concerned for any female teenager these days. That ought to be sufficient to keep her in her place until she accepts her proper role in society.
 
Chastity Belt, Straitjacket, and Cleave Gag sounds about right so far as I'm concerned for any female teenager these days. That ought to be sufficient to keep her in her place until she accepts her proper role in society.

This would be so much funnier if you weren't serious.
 
This would be so much funnier if you weren't serious.

Of course you could always go with things like..... a new vacuume cleaner, an iron, a high-speed stand mixer, etc.... if you'r not in the mood for clothes shopping.
 
How about also suggesting a gift card for your local pharmacy so little Cindy or Debbie doesn't have to scrounge around when in need of that morning after pill?

Love it, or maybe in addition to tweeting the bra can automatically email a coupon for birth control.
 
How about also suggesting a gift card for your local pharmacy so little Cindy or Debbie doesn't have to scrounge around when in need of that morning after pill?

Nah. In those sorts of cases the best gift card is for AirCanada, becaues they will no longer be welcome at home.
 
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