Trump's "I AM THE KING OF KINGS" parade a flop.

[uptower]

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[joluoto]

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Just needs some Tacos. Soft-shelled chicken Tacos, and it would be perfect.

 

[Craig234]

Here's a video of the 2017 parade that made trump obsessive about it.

 

[Craig234]

trump and all his minions say 'it wasn't about his birthday, it was about the 250th anniversary of the Army'. Yet at the parade, the crowd sang happy birthday to trump and the army gave him a gift for his birthday.

 

[joluoto]

 

[uptower]

 

[SavannahMann]

It is sadly very funny.

 

[Kelby]

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[Tangmo]

Alas, Dozin' Don zonked out twice during his dull, monotonous and boring birthday parade by the Army which served up its revenge cold.

Shown first is he and Melania standing together while Dozin' Don does a Mitch McConnel zonk out while on his feet. The Major aide de camp to Gen. Dan Caine chairman of JCS has to come over to wake the unwoke C'nC to tell him it's over and that he can go home now and cut some Z's.

The second round of Z's by the Potus/Commander in Sleep is while he sits on the review platform as the parade passes by tortuously slow. The commander in sleep nods out. His double chin sinks down and forward as he snoozes. Of the two secret service agents sitting right behind him, the bald guy at our right takes notice, wonders what to do, then gives the C'nC a bit of a nudge, only to revive him halfway.


The host of Occupy Democrats doing his show has much more to include about the garbage at the event.

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Hegseth The Horrible looked completely zonked too but in a deep trance, probably enjoying himself as a Knight Trumplar.

The bottom line is that the Generalissimo Dictator Trump can't even do an all military birthday parade right that as far as He is concerned is all for Him. Bastille Day it wasn't. It was more like watching paint dry which seems to have been exactly the way the Army and armed forces wanted it.

 

[Hamish Howl]

So, Trump fans are smart enough to come in out of the rain, but illegal fans aren't? Sound about right

Sounds like bunch of little girlies, really.

Water soluble patriotism.

 

[dockside]

A drunkard who texts war plans that can be read by the public, for one.
A woman who dresses up in costumes for political theater who doesn't know squat about who senators are, for two
A brainworm-eaten dummy who has no idea what scientists do, for three.
A lawyer who takes bribes openly, for four.

I could go on, but you should get the idea if you are capable of fairly evaluating his appointees.

And he was not elected by the majority of voters, but a plurality. Look it up. I shouldn't have to explain that to anyone who has a high school education.

majority votes and most votes a

What war plans?

I guess you're referencing something but I'm not sure what.

Not sure what you mean.

So you just slop up the propaganda media feeds you?

The majority. He won every swing state and the popular vote

Didn't need to be win the popular vote.

If you feel you need to explain how Trump didn't win the most votes maybe it's because you aren't correct.

I guess you don't read or listen to or see the news. If you watch FOX or Newsmax or OAN, you don't get all of it. Talk about propaganda. The costume wearer is Noem who accused the CA senator of political theater. Most votes is not the same as majority. The drunk SofS plans on the Houthi bombing are the war plans. RFK Jr. had a brainworm. Pam Bondi, former FL AG, took a $25,000 donation from the Felon in Chief and then dropped him from her investigation after receiving it.

 

[CLAX1911]

majority votes and most votes a

I guess you don't read or listen to or see the news.

I'm not 70.

If you watch FOX or Newsmax or OAN, you don't get all of it. Talk about propaganda.

I'm not 70.

The costume wearer is Noem who accused the CA senator of political theater.

That's correct.

Most votes is not the same as majority.

How is it not

The drunk SofS plans on the Houthi bombing are the war plans.

Yeah I was asking you which plans point out the reality that there were no plans that something the media told you when you believed it because you're 70

RFK Jr. had a brainworm.

Are you sure he's not a lizard person?

Pam Bondi, former FL AG, took a $25,000 donation from the Felon in Chief and then dropped him from her investigation after receiving it.

And?

 

[Craig234]

Sadly, I heard random people saying 'the liberal media tried to say it was a small crowd. It was over 200,000'. It shows how effective people listening to right-wing are to get manipulated when trump just told his spokesperson to say it was 250,000. Russia is also mocking it - but I don't want our country to have a parade like China's.

Russians Mock Trump's Military Parade in Viral Video, Comparing His Standards to China

Memes mocking the lackluster turnout to Trump's military birthday parade have transcended borders, with a viral video out of Russia drawing attention online.

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[Fearandloathing]

Some of them, not all but some, gave a fairly sloppy parade performance and it came off as a middle finger to everyone sitting anywhere near Lord Trump.

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say it.

In one clip an older veteran looks right pissed off about having to be there. NONE were in step.

It was the lousiest parade I've ever seen including the "Home Guard" of Trinidad, all 13 of them.

 

[SavannahMann]

I was thinking. They spent $40 Million on the parade. How? Troops get paid anyway. So there was no expense for them unless you had to hire extras to march so far out of step that it was painful for us Veterans to watch. The flyby of aircraft? That doesn't cost that much money or they would never do it for sporting events. Transporting the equipment used? The Tanks and such? Really? What did they do? Contract the transport of the equipment to Trump Trucking?

Every year at Fort Bragg we had All American Week. It culminated with a Divisional Parade. Everyone in the Division passed in Review. Marching and performing Eyes Right to salute the Division Commander and VIP's. Everyone marched in proper step. We didn't rehearse it but once the day before. And then it was a skeleton group. Once I played the part of the Company Commander during a rehearsal as a Specialist, if that tells you how Skeleton it was. My job afterwards was to tell the Commander to March and do Eyes Right when reaching the reviewing stand. As if the Captain didn't know that already.

We were Soldiers. Marching was something we learned on day one in the Army.

Watching those Soldiers walk the parade, and I'll call it a Walk since it was not marching. They were not even standing straight as they walked. Slouching and such.

I suspect that the Millions was funneled to something else, because that Parade was an embarrassment. The only thing worse is the pictures from Last years July 4th Celebration as if it was the RW Support for the Trump Birthday Bash.

 

[Fearandloathing]

I was thinking. They spent $40 Million on the parade. How? Troops get paid anyway. So there was no expense for them unless you had to hire extras to march so far out of step that it was painful for us Veterans to watch. The flyby of aircraft? That doesn't cost that much money or they would never do it for sporting events. Transporting the equipment used? The Tanks and such? Really? What did they do? Contract the transport of the equipment to Trump Trucking?

Every year at Fort Bragg we had All American Week. It culminated with a Divisional Parade. Everyone in the Division passed in Review. Marching and performing Eyes Right to salute the Division Commander and VIP's. Everyone marched in proper step. We didn't rehearse it but once the day before. And then it was a skeleton group. Once I played the part of the Company Commander during a rehearsal as a Specialist, if that tells you how Skeleton it was. My job afterwards was to tell the Commander to March and do Eyes Right when reaching the reviewing stand. As if the Captain didn't know that already.

We were Soldiers. Marching was something we learned on day one in the Army.

Watching those Soldiers walk the parade, and I'll call it a Walk since it was not marching. They were not even standing straight as they walked. Slouching and such.

I suspect that the Millions was funneled to something else, because that Parade was an embarrassment. The only thing worse is the pictures from Last years July 4th Celebration as if it was the RW Support for the Trump Birthday Bash.

$40 million is an outrageous price to pay for security for an afternoon.

But, having said that my experience as a reporter suggests most of the expense occurs BEFORE the event is staged and in investigating possible bad players.



But even then this is classic "Trump style" spending other people's money