I forgot about a lot of these. Trump talks out of his ass entirely too much.
0:28 20 - Russia won't invade Ukraine
0:54 19 - Feelings increase net worth
1:53 18 - Photo ID to buy bread
2:15 17 - Clean Coal = washed coal
2:32 16 - Cows climbing ladders
3:21 15 - F-35 is invisible
3:36 14 - Jeb Bush started Iraq War
3:53 13 - 2016: Trump vs. Obama
4:09 12 - Japan's bowling ball test
4:26 11 - Congrats to Poland on WWII
4:50 10 - Airplanes can't fly
5:10 9 - Toilets take 15 flushes
5:44 8 - Stocks decrease national debt
6:16 7 - Water banned from showers
6:50 6 - Continental Army attacked airports
7:11 5 - Beverly Hills limits tooth brushing
7:27 4 - Magnetic elevators fail underwater
7:47 3 - Coining "Fake" etc
8:46 2 - Windmills are WMDs