Toilet snake attack: Urban Legend?

[Degreez]

Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Snakes... A horrible fear to have when you're literally in the most vulnerable position.

:rofl

 

[Orion]

Whenever snakes overheat they seek shade or submersion in water. A toilet sounds like the perfect place to coil up and relax... until someone decides to take a dump on you. No wonder the guy got bit. How rude. :2razz:

 

[B L Zeebub]

Was it a Python Regius or Balls Python.

Having traveled in the tropics I always used a wire mesh tea strainer to protect my trouser snake whilst ensconced on the throne of pleasure

 

[Infinite Chaos]

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

Lucky it wasn't a venomous snake - someone would have to suck the poison out or cut deep to squeeze it out.

 

[B L Zeebub]

I get bitten by a snake quite frequently in my nether regions, thats my story and your method is well known and seems to work.....................:mrgreen:

 

[Arch Enemy]

!!! I'm prophetic! I've always called Taiwanese snakes "**** biters"

 

[danarhea]

Lucky it wasn't a venomous snake - someone would have to suck the poison out or cut deep to squeeze it out.

Or he could say "Doc says you're gonna die".