The LiDAR guided laser mosquito killing machine

[Chock Full o Nuts]

This device uses a laser to shoot down 30 mosquitoes per second — LiDAR-guided 'Photonmatrix' has up to 6-meter kill zone, can gauge distance, orientation, and body size in 3 milliseconds

But it isn't cheap, starting from nearly $500, and this developer has no prior crowdfunding history.

www.tomshardware.com

There’s an extremely popular new crowdfunding campaign that promises an all-in-one portable laser-driven mosquito killing machine for as little as $498. Jim Wong has set up an IndieGogo page for the “World's First Portable Mosquito Air Defense,” dubbed the Photonmatrix.

Key attractions of the Photonmatrix are its LiDAR scanner combined with a galvanometer-directed laser that can seek and destroy mosquitoes at a rate of up to 30 pests per second.

Seek and destroy those little bastards!

I'm assuming it is of course a nm wavelength that can't harm human vision?

 

[Loulit01]

Is it endorsed by MTG?

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Is it endorsed by MTG?

I think that may depend on whether it's a Jewish laser or not.

 

[Demon]

And then what are all the bats to eat?

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

And then what are all the bats to eat?

There are plenty of other insects out there that don't bite your ass for your blood.

 

[Demon]

There are plenty of other insects out there that don't bite your ass for your blood.

Lol. Other than gnats, I'm not sure how many others fly around at dusk.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Lol. Other than gnats, I'm not sure how many others fly around at dusk.

I'd imagine more than you think. Moths, lightning bugs, and I'm sure many others.

 

[Stealers Wheel]

I would be concerned about being caught in the crossfire.

"Oh look! A mosquito is biting my ... OW! I'm hit! Get the parametics! Take cover!

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

And if the bats would do a better job, we wouldn't need laser killing machines. Slackers!

 

[GIJane]

And then what are all the bats to eat?

Obviously, bats aren't getting the job done. Based on the number of skitters, I see roaming my hood.

 

[Stealers Wheel]

Does this gizmo come in a windshield mounted model?

 

[GIJane]

Does this gizmo come in a windshield mounted model?

I think the windshield pretty much does the deed all on it's own.
Joke:
What is the last thing that goes through a mosquito's brain when it hits a windshield? His asshole.

 

[Demon]

Obviously, bats aren't getting the job done. Based on the number of skitters, I see roaming my hood.

I was mostly joking.

 

[Hamish Howl]

And then what are all the bats to eat?

Every other bug.

Mosquitoes are not the sole prey of any animal. They don't actually have a place in the food chain. They exist only to cause misery.

 

[Demon]

Every other bug.

Mosquitoes are not the sole prey of any animal. They don't actually have a place in the food chain. They exist only to cause misery.

They do their job well.

 

[GIJane]

I was mostly joking.

Every joke needs a comeback. But, you are correct that bats are the major eaters of skitters.

 

[Bum]

Every other bug.

Mosquitoes are not the sole prey of any animal. They don't actually have a place in the food chain. They exist only to cause misery.

Let me tell you about my nightmare fuel experiences hiking in Denali along the bogs when I was stationed in Alaska....

That place should be nuked on principle.

 

[Peacenik]

This device uses a laser to shoot down 30 mosquitoes per second — LiDAR-guided 'Photonmatrix' has up to 6-meter kill zone, can gauge distance, orientation, and body size in 3 milliseconds

But it isn't cheap, starting from nearly $500, and this developer has no prior crowdfunding history.

www.tomshardware.com

Seek and destroy those little bastards!

I'm assuming it is of course a nm wavelength that can't harm human vision?

They are bitches.

Only the females bite.