Madacapa said:I would like you all to read the following passages from the Holy Bible as proof that the End Times are here:
"For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows." (Matthew 24:7-8)
"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;" (Luke 21:25).
The recent disasters have led me to conclude that the end times prophesied in the Holy Bible are coming true. Now is the time to accept Jesus Christ as the Son of God.
Very soon all true Christians are going to be called up into Heaven.:aliens3:
Very soon the Anti-Christ will come, and it may be Hilliary Clinton.:devil:
Very soon the Terrorists will come down from Canada and World War III will begin.:blastem:
Join Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell today! Make your final contributions! Empty your bank accounts! Do it today before you are Left Behind!
tecoyah said:Sweeet....um....can I bypass the Robertson/Falwell route and just cut a check to the Big Guy. Pretty sure I have its address around here somewhere.
Madacapa said:"For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows." (Matthew 24:7-8)
"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;" (Luke 21:25).
The recent disasters have led me to conclude that the end times prophesied in the Holy Bible are coming true. Now is the time to accept Jesus Christ as the Son of God.
Very soon all true Christians are going to be called up into Heaven.
Very soon the Anti-Christ will come, and it may be Hilliary Clinton.
Very soon the Terrorists will come down from Canada and World War III will begin.:blastem:
Join Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell today! Make your final contributions! Empty your bank accounts! Do it today before you are Left Behind!
Madacapa said:NO! Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwel are God's divine representatives on Earth. All checks, cash, and stocks must go to them. Time is running out! Give now...or pay later!:2bigcry:
kal-el said:I wouldn't doubt it, it seems we have natural disaters occuring rather freqently. The asian tsnumai, katrina, Rita, earthquakes, drenching downpours in the Northeast.
Is it only Christians? What about Jews, and Buddhists? And where exactly is heaven?
I think you should take a look a little closer to home,my friend. Ask yourself who's waging wars in the name of "God". As if he's doing his will.
:rofl where the hell did you come up with this?
You're kidding, right?:rofl Pat Robetson? Yea, he's a true Christian alright. I don't think I need to say more on that.:2razz:
Old and wise said:Help, I'm being left behind. :rofl
tecoyah said:Don't worry about it...I have a Condo on the sixth level of hell....nice view of a brimstone lake, and we can take a dump on the Lawyers below us. I can sublet it to ya when I am walking the earth as a damned soul in Satans employ.
Madacapa said:I will attempt to answer your questions, but I must hurry. The End is Here.
1) Not all Christians will be called to Heaven at the Rapture. Only Christians who follow the teachings of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell will be called. Registered Democrats are Hell-Bound! Needless to say, all non-Christians will remain on Earth.
2) Where is Heaven? It is located in the farthest reaches of the Universe. It is a physical location. It is Not some meta-physical state of mind. Do not listen to the Liberal Theologians.
3) How dare you question the will of Pat Robertson?! He is God's vessel on Earth!
4) I came up with this from Heaven, not Hell! REPENT! HE IS COMING! REPENT! HE IS HERE! :hammer:
I bet you they said the same during WWIIMadacapa said:I would like you all to read the following passages from the Holy Bible as proof that the End Times are here:
"For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows." (Matthew 24:7-8)
"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;" (Luke 21:25).
Canuck said:REPENT YOU HEATHENS
2012 is upon us
lol
Madacapa said:HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME?! HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF THE END TIMES?! HE WILL COME TO JUDGE THE QUICK AND THE DEAD! HE WILL CAST YOUR SOUL INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE! YOU MUST HEED THE WARNINGS OF PAT ROBERTSON, JERRY FALWELL, AND JAMES DOBSON! HILLIARY CLINTON IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! BILL CLINTON IS HER SERVANT! THE DEMOCRATS ARE HER UNHOLY ARMY! REPENT! HE IS COMING!
Madacapa said:I would like you all to read the following passages from the Holy Bible as proof that the End Times are here:
"For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows." (Matthew 24:7-8)
"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;" (Luke 21:25).
The recent disasters have led me to conclude that the end times prophesied in the Holy Bible are coming true. Now is the time to accept Jesus Christ as the Son of God.
Very soon all true Christians are going to be called up into Heaven.:aliens3:
Very soon the Anti-Christ will come, and it may be Hilliary Clinton.:devil:
Very soon the Terrorists will come down from Canada and World War III will begin.:blastem:
Join Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell today! Make your final contributions! Empty your bank accounts! Do it today before you are Left Behind!
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