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The Dangers of Frozen Food.
- Thread starter JW Frogen
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- Aug 27, 2005
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- Houston, TX
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- Conservative
Frozen food can be dangerous, and should be regulated by the FDA. A friend of mine dropped a frozen turkey on his foot and broke it one Thanksgiving. Never mind that he had been drinking enough to inebriate a horse. That's not his fault. Those bastards at Tyson's insidiously froze the turkey, and turned it into a weapon that left my friend on crutches. My friend should have sued for a kajillion dollars. He would have won, and the government would then have regulated Tyson Turkeys, and might have even made frozen food over a certain weight classified as a dangerous drug. Drug, you say? Damn right. Drop one of those birds on your head and see if it doesn't stone the bejesus out of you. The almighty government has a duty to protect us from companies like Tyson turning dead birds into life-threatening projectiles, as well as protecting us all from ourselves. Thank God the Government won't let me smoke, drink to excess, or eat fast food loaded with tons of fat. Damn, will they let me commit suicide, now that they have taken all the fun out of life? :mrgreen: