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Problem is new Sheriff is a midget. The tiny Republic of Estonia. 1.4 million inhabitants. Defended by an udersized 2 Brigade Division. Rather small. But what little Estonia may lack in size it more than makes up in balls. Which is admirable considering the tiny Republic of Estonia shares some 183 miles of border with the Russian Federation. That should cause many to pause, not the Three Baltic Midgets. Especially when backed by a Nato Article 5 Badge.
Russian Federation: "What kind of midgets are you?"
The Three Baltic Midgets: "You know what we are? We are your worst ****in' nightmare, man. We are midgets with Nato Article 5 badges. Which means we got permission to kick your ****in' Russia ass whenever we feel like it!"
April 11th, 2025 Little Estonia set out to do just that. Acting on a tip- I suspect from His Britannic Majesty's Dirty Tricks Dept- pointing to the presence of a Federation "ghost" tanker off the coast of Estonia, ships of the Estonian Navy set off to check its papers. The ship's papers were not in order. It was detained by the Estonian Baltic Midget, It was all smooth. It worked like a charm. No nastiness from the bear. Why not repeat it?
May 15th Little Estonia did just that. Acting on a tip it set off after another Federation "ghost" ship, the Jaguar. This time there was an unpleasant intervention. A Federation Su-35 Fighter Jet made an appearance. Out gunned, the Estonian Baltic Midget had to beat a retreat. It was not supposed to be that way. The bear did not respect Estonia's Nato Article 5 Badge. This was duly reported to Nato. What good is a Nato Article 5 Badge if one is deprived the pleasure of kicking Russians around?
Then came May 18th. A black day for the Estonian Baltic Midget. The indignity of it all. A Russian vessel (s)- the real thing this time; not some unarmed "ghost" ship- accosted the General Admire, a Greek owned oil tanker exiting Estonian waters and took it under tow to a Russian port! The roar of protest from the Estonian Baltic Midget carried all the way to Bruxelles. So far none of Nato heavyweights have come to the rescue of the Midget in distress.
I have a feeling we have not heard the last from the area, is the Baltic Sea about to explode?
Will the Estonian Baltic Midget retaliate by seeking out and boarding more of Russia's "ghost" fleet?
Shouldn't baiting the bear be left up to His Britannic Majesty?
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Problem is new Sheriff is a midget. The tiny Republic of Estonia. 1.4 million inhabitants. Defended by an udersized 2 Brigade Division. Rather small. But what little Estonia may lack in size it more than makes up in balls. Which is admirable considering the tiny Republic of Estonia shares some 183 miles of border with the Russian Federation. That should cause many to pause, not the Three Baltic Midgets. Especially when backed by a Nato Article 5 Badge.
Russian Federation: "What kind of midgets are you?"
The Three Baltic Midgets: "You know what we are? We are your worst ****in' nightmare, man. We are midgets with Nato Article 5 badges. Which means we got permission to kick your ****in' Russia ass whenever we feel like it!"
April 11th, 2025 Little Estonia set out to do just that. Acting on a tip- I suspect from His Britannic Majesty's Dirty Tricks Dept- pointing to the presence of a Federation "ghost" tanker off the coast of Estonia, ships of the Estonian Navy set off to check its papers. The ship's papers were not in order. It was detained by the Estonian Baltic Midget, It was all smooth. It worked like a charm. No nastiness from the bear. Why not repeat it?
May 15th Little Estonia did just that. Acting on a tip it set off after another Federation "ghost" ship, the Jaguar. This time there was an unpleasant intervention. A Federation Su-35 Fighter Jet made an appearance. Out gunned, the Estonian Baltic Midget had to beat a retreat. It was not supposed to be that way. The bear did not respect Estonia's Nato Article 5 Badge. This was duly reported to Nato. What good is a Nato Article 5 Badge if one is deprived the pleasure of kicking Russians around?
Then came May 18th. A black day for the Estonian Baltic Midget. The indignity of it all. A Russian vessel (s)- the real thing this time; not some unarmed "ghost" ship- accosted the General Admire, a Greek owned oil tanker exiting Estonian waters and took it under tow to a Russian port! The roar of protest from the Estonian Baltic Midget carried all the way to Bruxelles. So far none of Nato heavyweights have come to the rescue of the Midget in distress.
I have a feeling we have not heard the last from the area, is the Baltic Sea about to explode?
Will the Estonian Baltic Midget retaliate by seeking out and boarding more of Russia's "ghost" fleet?
Shouldn't baiting the bear be left up to His Britannic Majesty?

Estonia seizes Russian shadow tanker in Baltic Sea
The ghost vessel was “quite clearly” part of Moscow’s dark fleet, says one official.
