cnredd said:
Don't know how true this is...got it from a friend who SAID his friend did this...
Made up his apartment to look like a studio for a porno...
Put ads in the paper saying he was a director for pornos...Girls would apply, come over for a "tryout" and he'd TELL them he was forwarding the tape to producers in LA...
:rofl
Well, my program is totally legitimate, I assure you. Here is what some of the sons of the Centerfolds I've helped are saying about my great program:
"Mr. Washington's scholarship fund is amazing. My mom could never get pregnant but then once she started hanging out with Washington, she was pregnant within the first week. Kind of ironic, now that I think about it..."
-Steve Baker, Missouri.
"Ever since my mother started hanging out with Washington, she's never been lonely. Mr. Washington has helped my mom out with household chores and yard duties. In fact, sometimes Mr. Washington is already there when I wake up."
-Kurt Matthews, Virginia.
"Yeah, it's great. Mr. Washington would be so kind as to drive my mom to her college classes every morning. He was also kind enough to accompany her to parties, restaurants, and even motels."
-Richard South, Massachusetts.
"Now, thanks to Mr. Washington, my mom has a college education. But Mr. Washington didn't stop there; he even offered to spend 3 weeks alone with her in Las Vegas. He didn't seem to mind at all that it would interrupt his schedule. What a great guy."
-Ben Harris, California.
"My mom's much more happy now that she has a degree in psychology. But ever since she lived with Washington, she's been going to the local health clinic and taking a lot of tests. I'm not sure why."
-Chris Rogers, Florida.