Suicide Bummer

[7thKeeper]

Suicide Bummer

A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.

Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.

Last night astonished experts admitted: "We've never heard of anything quite like this before." The target was the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef.

Extremist Al-Asiri, who was on a local "Most Wanted" list, tricked his way into a meeting with him by saying he was turning his back on terror.

Certainly gives new meaning to saying that you turned your back[side] to terror. And the prince escapes harm because... the bombers own body absorbed the blast. Talk about a ****ty plan. Well enough with the bad jokes. But considering what happened with airport security after the attempted shoe bombs and liquids, I can see what's going to be coming our way next...

 

[Oftencold]

Well, he certainly had guts. They're on the ceiling now, but he had them.

I saw what is supposed to be a pre-explosion tape of the freak on Fox tonight, smiling and holding up what is thought to be the explosive.

OK, I've tried several time now to expand on this post, but each time deleted my words in the interest of good taste.

On a more serious note, I expect next time they'll feed the bomber explosives in balloons in a manner similar to a heroin smuggler. Then when the bomb goes off, the blast will be far more significant.