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Eastern standard time please.
Shiva cancelled the rapture. Jesus was planning on a rapture sometime today but Shiva made it clear that he would kick Jesus's ass if he did any such thing, just like the last time. Needless to say, Jesus backed down.
— Vishnu Purana"Social status depends not upon your accomplishments, but in the ownership of property; wealth is now the source of virtue; passion and luxury are the sole bonds between spouses; falsity and lying are the conditions of success in life; sexuality is the sole source of human enjoyment; religion, a superficial and empty ritual, is confused with spirituality
Precisely. We have a few hundred thousand years to go, and a C tier god like Jesus isn't going to mess with the A list dieties.It was apparently interfering with the scheduling of the Kali Yuga.
"Kali Yuga, the last of the four ages, is the one in which we currently reside. This epoch has been foretold to be characterized by impiety, violence, and decay. As written in the Vishnu Purana in 100 BCE:
— Vishnu Purana"
4:20Eastern standard time please.
The local YMCA was doing something called "hot Yuga" last night when I was working out.It was apparently interfering with the scheduling of the Kali Yuga.
Eastern standard time please.
I used to work with a guy in a business with numbered invoices. He would not touch any invoice that had 3 “6”s in the header!6:66 PM
Sorry but the rapture will be known in the superior Central Standard Time.
Eastern standard time please.
What if he's left handed.Any minute now. Just hold on. You'll be at the right hand of god shortly.
I think so, but you can't pick alarm sound. Only trumpets.Geeze, I'm planning on taking a nap and I don't want to miss it. Do iPhones have an alarm setting for the Second Coming?
At least I will be finished with work.4:20
Sinister JesusWhat if he's left handed.
Where's revelation when you need him.It’s likely been postponed (yet again), but check the internet tomorrow for the next potential rapture (coming soon?) date.
We don't need him!Where's revelation when you need him.
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