Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game

[InWalkedBud]

Link: Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game

What made me snicker was not the item itself, but the manner of its removal:

...The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object...

Police. AND security. What, no hazmat team? I'd have figured it to be at least as toxic as Anthony Weiner's laptop.

One thing's for sure: The Great Lime Green Dildo Caper is likely to have been infinitely more exciting than any WNBA game.

 

[Phys251]

Link: Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game

OK that's pretty funny.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/30/sports/sex-toy-thrown-on-court-during-final-moments-of-wnba-game/

What made me snicker was not the item itself, but the manner of its removal:

...The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object...

Police. AND security. What, no hazmat team? I'd have figured it to be at least as toxic as Anthony Weiner's laptop.

One thing's for sure: The Great Lime Green Dildo Caper is likely to have been infinitely more exciting than any WNBA game.

 

[Stealers Wheel]

"Mommy, what's a dildo?"
"Never mind! Let's go!"
"But the game's not over!"
"I said, LET"S GO!"
" But mommy . . ."

 

[Binary_Digit]

That could be dangerous with all the players running around. I'm glad nobody slipped on it and got hurt. What kind of nut would try to pull off a half-cocked prank like that? I hope they get the shaft.

 

[Stealers Wheel]

The thought of a player or ref getting smacked across the face with it made me laugh too hard.

I'm going to hell.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I hope it was new, just for that purpose.

"You pick it up."

"No, you pick it up."

"We'll flip for it."

 

[Stealers Wheel]

Link: Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game

What made me snicker was not the item itself, but the manner of its removal:

...The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object...

Police. AND security. What, no hazmat team? I'd have figured it to be at least as toxic as Anthony Weiner's laptop.

One thing's for sure: The Great Lime Green Dildo Caper is likely to have been infinitely more exciting than any WNBA game.

OK, now's there's one more item that has to be banned and screened and confiscated at sports venues.

BIG SIGN: NO DILDOS PAST THIS POINT.

Wife: Well honey, looks like you're gonna have to wait in the truck.

 

[TobyOne]

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I suppose it could have been worse. If it catches on, could be looking at something like this.
Then when the garbage truck dumps at the landfill...