Sentient Object Erotic Novels

[Josie]

Yep, it's a thing.

I have no desire to read a book about a woman having sex with her poop, balloon animals or mannequins. I understand that most people who enjoy these books likely don't have sexual desire for objects, but just like the weirdness and humor they can find in the topic. But I'm sure there a handful of weirdos out there....

Anyone ever read one?
Would you?

 

[Queen Margo]

No and No

 

[Sven Karma]

Well, it's more comedic satire than pornography but I have read the Robert Sheckley short story 'Can you feel anything when I do this?' Can't find the text online but here's an article partially about it:

Can You Feel Anything when I do This? Robert Sheckley

So there she was, standing in her OK apartment, all beautiful outside and unborn inside, a lovely potential who had never been potentiated, a genuine US untouchable … when the doorbell rang

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And years ago there was a Channel 4 documentary on the subject. There was a German woman who'd married a chunk of the Berlin Wall iirc.

 

[CLAX1911]

Yep, it's a thing.

I have no desire to read a book about a woman having sex with her poop, balloon animals or mannequins. I understand that most people who enjoy these books likely don't have sexual desire for objects, but just like the weirdness and humor they can find in the topic. But I'm sure there a handful of weirdos out there....

Anyone ever read one?
Would you?

I think the people who like this kind of literature are the same type of people who like hoarders or My 600-lb Life. I did it's to feel like you're less crazy seeing other people that are crazier than you.

 

[Scatty Kitty]

Listen, you haven't been with a man, until you've been with a mannequin. I hear their wood is amazing, but sometimes they ask you to polish it.

Or if you're with a stuffed animal, they'll stuff you up instead.

And don't get me started on the rule 34 version of "be our guest".