Sabbath service derails after couple begins having sex on Zoom

JacksinPA · May 28, 2022

Sabbath service derails after couple begins having sex on Zoom

A randy couple who Zoomed into services at a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah forgot to turn off their camera.

nypost.com

This was some Sabbath service!

A randy couple who Zoomed into services at a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah forgot to turn off their camera as they began to make a mitzvah of their own — canoodling in full view of verklempt congregants, who were subjected to the softcore sideshow for nearly an hour.

The impromptu version of “Debbie does Deuteronomy” unfolded May 14 in the Twin Cities’ Temple Beth El.

“It went on for about 45 minutes,” said one person who saw the video and requested anonymity. “She was walking around naked, she got dressed, she’s in and out of the Zoom, he was in the bed, he whipped it out, she started going to work. … Someone on the Zoom saw and called her and was like, ‘WTF are you doing? You’re on camera.’ She freaked out.
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The only thing I have to say about this is 'Oy vey.'

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

Oy Vey is correct, Jews love sex, there addicts to it. It's why they have been behind pornography, divorce, contraception, and just about every other sexual perversion in history.

Checkerboard Strangler · May 29, 2022

Well, like they say, it's a mitzvah!

NolanVoyd · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Oy Vey is correct, Jews love sex, there addicts to it. It's why they have been behind pornography, divorce, contraception, and just about every other sexual perversion in history.

That is a bunch of anti Semitic nonsense.

Let's see if your fellow Trump supporters call you out for it.

My bet is they wont.

Phys251 · May 29, 2022

JacksinPA said:
Sabbath service derails after couple begins having sex on Zoom

A randy couple who Zoomed into services at a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah forgot to turn off their camera.

nypost.com

This was some Sabbath service!

A randy couple who Zoomed into services at a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah forgot to turn off their camera as they began to make a mitzvah of their own — canoodling in full view of verklempt congregants, who were subjected to the softcore sideshow for nearly an hour.

The impromptu version of “Debbie does Deuteronomy” unfolded May 14 in the Twin Cities’ Temple Beth El.

“It went on for about 45 minutes,” said one person who saw the video and requested anonymity. “She was walking around naked, she got dressed, she’s in and out of the Zoom, he was in the bed, he whipped it out, she started going to work. … Someone on the Zoom saw and called her and was like, ‘WTF are you doing? You’re on camera.’ She freaked out.
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The only thing I have to say about this is 'Oy vey.'

"Oh G-d, oh G-d!"

RAMOSS · May 29, 2022

Checkerboard Strangler said:
Well, like they say, it's a mitzvah!

In this case, a little too public. I feel sorry for them. Things will happen like this again.

Maccabee · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Oy Vey is correct, Jews love sex, there addicts to it. It's why they have been behind pornography, divorce, contraception, and just about every other sexual perversion in history.

Wow, blatant antisemitism.

DarkWizard12 · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Oy Vey is correct, Jews love sex, there addicts to it. It's why they have been behind pornography, divorce, contraception, and just about every other sexual perversion in history.

got into a bad divorce and blaming it on jews?

That's on you man. No jew made you watch porn(well, i mean, this couple kinda did but, everyone else seems shocked about it.)

DarkWizard12 · May 29, 2022

NolanVoyd said:
That is a bunch of anti Semitic nonsense.

Let's see if your fellow Trump supporters call you out for it.

My bet is they wont.

generally, i find such antisemitism among muslims. I guess they have to justify themselves watching Mia Khalifa against religious norms.

Maybe he's chechen.

NolanVoyd · May 29, 2022

DarkWizard12 said:
generally, i find such antisemitism among muslims. I guess they have to justify themselves watching Mia Khalifa against religious norms.

Maybe he's chechen.

He is a Trump supporting right winger..

Read his posts.

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

DarkWizard12 said:
got into a bad divorce and blaming it on jews?

That's on you man. No jew made you watch porn(well, i mean, this couple kinda did but, everyone else seems shocked about it.)

Al Goldstein is the man that made hardcore pornography acceptable. He also quoted that Jews are so over-represented in Porn because they hate Christ and authority

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

DarkWizard12 said:
generally, i find such antisemitism among muslims. I guess they have to justify themselves watching Mia Khalifa against religious norms.

Maybe he's chechen.

I am not Muslim.

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

Maccabee said:
Wow, blatant antisemitism.

so what? It's true.

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

NolanVoyd said:
That is a bunch of anti Semitic nonsense.

Let's see if your fellow Trump supporters call you out for it.

My bet is they wont.

it's not ant-Semitic. It's just an observation

NolanVoyd · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
it's not ant-Semitic. It's just an observation

Of course you are. You just proved it.

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

NolanVoyd said:
Of course you are. You just proved it.

Al Goldstein:

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. " Ford then asked, "What does it mean to you to be a Jew?" To which Goldstein responded, "It doesn't mean anything. It means that I'm called a kike." Ford also asked, "Do you believe in God?" Goldstein said, "I believe in me. I'm God. Screw God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it. We're random. We're the flea on the butt of the dog."

NolanVoyd · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Al Goldstein:

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. " Ford then asked, "What does it mean to you to be a Jew?" To which Goldstein responded, "It doesn't mean anything. It means that I'm called a kike." Ford also asked, "Do you believe in God?" Goldstein said, "I believe in me. I'm God. Screw God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it. We're random. We're the flea on the butt of the dog."

Who the hell is al Goldstein and what the hell does that have to do with your disgusting antisemitism?

Slartibartfast · May 29, 2022

The ole zoom boom boom

Arlette · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Oy Vey is correct, Jews love sex, there addicts to it. It's why they have been behind pornography, divorce, contraception, and just about every other sexual perversion in history.

Wow

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

Arlette said:
Wow

just facts

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

NolanVoyd said:
Who the hell is al Goldstein and what the hell does that have to do with your disgusting antisemitism?

Al Goldstein is a JEW, regarded as the man who normalized hardcore pornography in American society and he is DIRECTLY TELLING US that Jews are in porn because they hate Christ and authority

Arlette · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
just facts

Just bigotry

Next

TypicalRussian · May 29, 2022

Arlette said:
Just bigotry

Next

Al Goldstein:

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. " Ford then asked, "What does it mean to you to be a Jew?" To which Goldstein responded, "It doesn't mean anything. It means that I'm called a kike." Ford also asked, "Do you believe in God?" Goldstein said, "I believe in me. I'm God. Screw God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it. We're random. We're the flea on the butt of the dog."

Arlette · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Al Goldstein:

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged. " Ford then asked, "What does it mean to you to be a Jew?" To which Goldstein responded, "It doesn't mean anything. It means that I'm called a kike." Ford also asked, "Do you believe in God?" Goldstein said, "I believe in me. I'm God. Screw God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it. We're random. We're the flea on the butt of the dog."

The Catholic Church and the Southern Baptist Convention don't need Jews to defile Christian culture. They are doing a fine job all on their own

NolanVoyd · May 29, 2022

TypicalRussian said:
Al Goldstein is a JEW, regarded as the man who normalized hardcore pornography in American society and he is DIRECTLY TELLING US that Jews are in porn because they hate Christ and authority

Wow.

The antisemitism is just dripping from your post.

Sabbath service derails after couple begins having sex on Zoom

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