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Poison Control Centers

800-222-1222
 
Poison Control Centers

800-222-1222

why not just call 911

i tested 911 from my online voip phone and it sent the call to some dispatch which asked me where i was located

they didnt know my city
 
Guys you can put more than one in, and let life's circumstances decide which one is best.
 
Buncha old fogeys, that’s landlines pranking there...........old bastards!

Must admit that my favorite one points to the error of my ways...Call a house...Ask for Mr. Wong...When told it is the wrong number, said that's who I'm looking for. Please cut your children some slack, they'll likely grow up to be better than we were.
 
Must admit that my favorite one points to the error of my ways...Call a house...Ask for Mr. Wong...When told it is the wrong number, said that's who I'm looking for. Please cut your children some slack, they'll likely grow up to be better than we were.
That's up there with calling your local bowling alley -

"Hello do you have 15 LB balls?"
Yes.
"How do you keep them in your pants?"
 
That's up there with calling your local bowling alley -

"Hello do you have 15 LB balls?"
Yes.
"How do you keep them in your pants?"
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Yes.
You better let him out.

How can I remember this stuff when I can't remember what I had for dinner last night?
 
You funny ****ers won't be laughing when you're searching for the number in an emergency.
 
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Yes.
You better let him out.

How can I remember this stuff when I can't remember what I had for dinner last night?
Before the days of caller ID, I'd prank the local pizza place with an order from Jose "As-wee-pay"
They'd always ask how to spell it, and as they were writing it down or typing it out I'd respond --
J O S E A S S W I P E pronounced As-wee-pay..
 
Zoos worldwide hate April Fools Day when everyone gets pranked to call them and ask for Mr. Lyon.
 
Thank you, thank you. We're here all week - and remember to tip your waitress over.
 
Remember this number:

867-5309

Just remember it... good song from the 80s.

Yep, that's why I use it for all my passwords, but I strap on an extra nigh-ee-yine at the end.
 
Yep, that's why I use it for all my passwords, but I strap on an extra nigh-ee-yine at the end.
Have you ever gone to a site that tests passwords for strength? There's a safe one here.

My bank password would take a computer 9 thousand trillion years to crack.
 
Have you ever gone to a site that tests passwords for strength? There's a safe one here.

My bank password would take a computer 9 thousand trillion years to crack.
My bank password is more than 20 digits. and I change it every 90 days. I doubt that it could be cracked.

 
My bank password is more than 20 digits. and I change it every 90 days. I doubt that it could be cracked.

The only way to crack it then would be with a keystroke logger. If you use a password manager that keeps you safe as you don't actually key in your password.
 
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