Proof that Republicans go to Hell

[Exquisitor]

Proof that Republicans go to Hell:

"man-who-died-for-6-minutes-says-he-can-t-imagine-anything-worse-than-what-he-saw"

MSN

"I made the spiritually-equivalent gesture of opening my arms, anticipating their embrace."

"The man goes on to explain that he felt himself to be shackled by the lifeforms' powers, and feelings of humiliation and terror came over him. He realized that these beings were ‘cruel, unsympathetic overlords’ that laughed at him in a manner described as ‘cold’ and ‘mocking’. And he said that the beings revealed some ‘horrifying truths about existence’ which he shared in the post."

"Our universe, like many others running parallel to it, contains a pittance of the total energy in existence. It is a farm, used to produce souls, which only arise in the precise conditions found in our cosmos. When you hear scientists talk about the improbability of the existence of our goldilocks universe, it’s because they don’t actually come into being spontaneously. They’re designed. And the hands that craft them are not benevolent gods, but rapacious beings with little care for the creatures they create. Our ultimate purpose, I learned in the custody of the spirits that shackled me, was to ripen until we were ready to serve them on their higher plane."

I'd wager the guy was Republican, hey, let's make a poll.

Come on, I know these things.

 

[Exquisitor]

Hey, this is good news.

No, don't hug the aliens.

Unless it's that one from Haven, come on, an alien spy and he doesn't bang her, how am I supposed to believe this story?

 

[Mycroft]

Proof that Republicans go to Hell:

"man-who-died-for-6-minutes-says-he-can-t-imagine-anything-worse-than-what-he-saw"

MSN

"I made the spiritually-equivalent gesture of opening my arms, anticipating their embrace."

"The man goes on to explain that he felt himself to be shackled by the lifeforms' powers, and feelings of humiliation and terror came over him. He realized that these beings were ‘cruel, unsympathetic overlords’ that laughed at him in a manner described as ‘cold’ and ‘mocking’. And he said that the beings revealed some ‘horrifying truths about existence’ which he shared in the post."

"Our universe, like many others running parallel to it, contains a pittance of the total energy in existence. It is a farm, used to produce souls, which only arise in the precise conditions found in our cosmos. When you hear scientists talk about the improbability of the existence of our goldilocks universe, it’s because they don’t actually come into being spontaneously. They’re designed. And the hands that craft them are not benevolent gods, but rapacious beings with little care for the creatures they create. Our ultimate purpose, I learned in the custody of the spirits that shackled me, was to ripen until we were ready to serve them on their higher plane."

I'd wager the guy was Republican, hey, let's make a poll.

Come on, I know these things.

What makes you think that's hell? Maybe that's heaven and hell is MUCH WORSE.

 

[Lycanthrope]

Sounds like he read one too many Lovecraft stories.

 

[Rumpel]

where then do the members of other parties go?

 

[LittleNipper]

where then do the members of other parties go?

Anyone who rejects CHRIST as the SAVIOR and REDEEMER who died and rose again from the dead, is in peril of eternal separation from GOD. You pick the party. You pick the career. You pick the nationality... The answer remains the very same!

 

[Gordy327]

Anyone who rejects CHRIST as the SAVIOR and REDEEMER who died and rose again from the dead, is in peril of eternal separation from GOD. You pick the party. You pick the career. You pick the nationality... The answer remains the very same!

Great, just what we need. More fire and brimstone rhetoric. >sarc<

 

[Exquisitor]

where then do the members of other parties go?

I think we're all slated for Hell.

 

[Exquisitor]

A very poor understanding of the afterlife.

You cultivate these ignorant views your whole life and abandon the Earth and now you're going to get the loving you deserve.

Bah, they spit.

They must be getting really tired of it.

 

[Exquisitor]

Me, when I see that great Divine Director, it's, "Which Lake of Fire." Come on, I want to feel those flames and faint to the blazing heat.

It's good to know who you're talking to.

The man with a thousand faces.

No, flames for me, I don't want to see a thousand people lined up in a row to complain about me, just throw me in that Lake of Fire, they can pick on me there.

 

[Exquisitor]

No, this guy was as stupid as that Havens guy.

You exploit the natural resources and never give a thanks, and then you set up an administration that's going to enslave everybody, well, in case you didn't know, you're on the lead planet, whatever we do, the Heavens follow, so welcome to the Universe you created.