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Prawn Stars
Dear History Channel,
The Napoleonic Wars are history. The Greek Philosophers are history. Ancient Aliens and Ice Road Truckers are not history.
Sincerely,
The Society of people who think names should actually mean something
Dear History Channel,
Nice to see you figured out ratings equal dollars.
Sincerely,
MTV
Dear History Channel,
The Napoleonic Wars are history. The Greek Philosophers are history. Ancient Aliens and Ice Road Truckers are not history.
Sincerely,
The Society of people who think names should actually mean something
I love CGPGrey too ^_^
Dear MTV:
Have you looked at your ratings lately? Jersey Shore and Teen Mom killed your reputation. Most of your primetime ratings are too low to even get reported. I mean when reruns of The Big Bang Theory gets five times the viewers of your first run shows, you are in trouble. Wanna buy some Hitler videos?
Love Always,
The History Channel
Dear History,
I hope you don't mind the informal, "History". We will consider any and all Hitler videos. Especially if there are any that have teen Mothers prolifically spitting out babies to insure the master race lived on. I thank you for your anticipated cooperation regarding this matter.
Your Friend
MTV
Dear History Channel,
The Napoleonic Wars are history. The Greek Philosophers are history. Ancient Aliens and Ice Road Truckers are not history.
Sincerely,
The Society of people who think names should actually mean something
Dear The Learning Channel:
Honey Boo-Boo isn't teaching me a damn thing.
Sincerely,
America
I can buy Ancient Aliens as sort of history, more so than Ice Road Truckers, Swamp People and the like. I use to watch the History Channel all the time, now I hardly ever turn in to see what is on. Pawn Stars, yuk! Is every channel going to this reality TV?
I think I stopped watching it after "Rome: Engineering An Empire"-----------After listing Rome's accomplishments, the program concluded that they were still weally, weally, naughty and awn't we happy we're all Chwistians now, wiving in Candyland, and wiving happily everafter......................
Prawn Stars