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I wanna have sex in the woods
A BRITISH couple taking part in an outdoor sex game accidentally triggered an emergency after passers-by thought the woman was being murdered.
Officers were called to woodland behind a grocery store in Wokingham, southern England, after shoppers reported seeing a naked woman tied up and thought she was in distress, the Wokingham Times reported.
Around 10 officers attended the scene, but the cheeky couple fled when they realised they were spotted.
A police spokesman said: "Thames Valley Police received a call at 10.51am after a member of the public raised concerns over the welfare of a woman they had seen in woodland behind the Morrisons store in Woosehill Court."
"Despite a search of the woodland and the surrounding area the two people could not be found. At this stage there is no evidence that a crime has been committed so there will be no further police action."
Read more: Naked sex game couple spark murder alert in UK woodland | News.com.au
Officers were called to woodland behind a grocery store in Wokingham, southern England, after shoppers reported seeing a naked woman tied up and thought she was in distress, the Wokingham Times reported.
Around 10 officers attended the scene, but the cheeky couple fled when they realised they were spotted.
A police spokesman said: "Thames Valley Police received a call at 10.51am after a member of the public raised concerns over the welfare of a woman they had seen in woodland behind the Morrisons store in Woosehill Court."
"Despite a search of the woodland and the surrounding area the two people could not be found. At this stage there is no evidence that a crime has been committed so there will be no further police action."
Read more: Naked sex game couple spark murder alert in UK woodland | News.com.au