Most nauseating hit songs ever recorded

[Jack Fabulous]

I'm talking about music so bad, so cheesy, so gawd awful that a single note from it triggers a gag reflex.

I may be dating myself but in my book this is number one.

 

[Mycroft]

Just about anything by Bread.

Here's one...

 

[phoenix2020]

I win!

 

[Bok Tuklo]

Pretty much anything by the talentless bucketheads known as Led Zeppelin but here’s a random sample.

 

[Ganondagan]

I'm talking about music so bad, so cheesy, so gawd awful that a single note from it triggers a gag reflex.

I may be dating myself but in my book this is number one.

Yummy Yummy Yummy

 

[Demon]

Pretty much anything by the talentless bucketheads known as Led Zeppelin but here’s a random sample.

You are dead to me. That's one of my favorites.

 

[Jack Fabulous]

Pretty much anything by the talentless bucketheads known as Led Zeppelin but here’s a random sample.

Jesus Christ is the most overrated humanitarian, too.

 

[Safiel]

From country, I will contribute Achy Breaky Heart and Please Don't Take the Girl.

 

[Bodecea]

From country, I will contribute Achy Breaky Heart and Please Don't Take the Girl.

Yes to the second one.


Oh, and Timothy.

 

[Loulit01]

Pretty much anything by the talentless bucketheads known as Led Zeppelin but here’s a random sample.

You're a sick, sick man.

 

[Loulit01]

Accidently listened to the first 3 notes and puked.

 

[j brown's body]

Everything they ever did.

 

[Lovebug]

From country, I will contribute Achy Breaky Heart and Please Don't Take the Girl.

Randy Travis, forever and ever amen. Played everywhere 24/7 back in the day.

 

[Airyaman]

 

[Bok Tuklo]

You're a sick, sick man.

 

[Lex Talionis]

Might not translate, but anything by Cliff Richard.

 

[soap box]

I was going to say Milli Vanilli but I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

If you really want some chalkboard scratching action then open it up to Christmas music, but if you crank it up to toenail extraction level then you can't have a thread like this without forcing your worst enemy to listen to Broadway musicals.

1. Milli Vanilli anything
2. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
3. Memory

 

[justoneman]

That is because you do not want to get eliminated.

 

[bythoughts]

I was going to say Milli Vanilli but I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

After all the narrow-minded flack they took because they didn't really sing anything, now you're going to criticize their singing???

P.S. here's some interesting further commentary regarding this discussion.

 

[Threegoofs]

None of these songs are half as bad as this.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Pick about anything from Limp Bisquick.

 

[reinaert]

Any boy bands' hits. All of them. (I do not consider New Edition a boy band.)

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Any boy bands' hits. All of them. (I do not consider New Edition a boy band.)

Cool it Now... They were all boys, and in a band.

 

[Bodecea]

None of these songs are half as bad as this.

This

 

[Kelby]

None of these songs are half as bad as this.

barf