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I've had the same dream about drowning after the wooden ship that I was on went down in a storm enough times that I believe I'll skip that experience this time around if possible.
@Helix finds a genie lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and grants him one wish.
Helix thinks a bit then says "I'd like to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid of water and don't like flying. Can you make a road to Hawaii?"
"Don't be ridiculous" the genie sneers, "the road would break instantly".
Helix thinks some more and asks "can you tell me what women are thinking?"
The genie replies "how many lanes would you like that road to be?"