Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

JacksinPA · Apr 13, 2022

Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

This isn’t the happy ending he was looking for.

nypost.com

A 20-year-old man survived after being admitted to an intensive care unit with an excruciating lung injury brought on by overly aggressive masturbation, according to a new study in the May issue of the journal Radiology Case Reports.

The self-loving Swiss citizen recently rushed himself to Cantonal Hospital, in the city of Winterthur, after experiencing “crunching” pain and a shortness of breath amid his solo stroking session.

Subsequent X-rays revealed the man was suffering from spontaneous pneumomediastinum — a painful but typically “benign disease” whereby air leaks from the lung and becomes lodged in the rib cage
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He should have listened to his mother.

OrphanSlug · Apr 13, 2022

Almost a Darwin Award candidate.

Gateman_Wen · Apr 13, 2022

JacksinPA said:
Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

This isn’t the happy ending he was looking for.

nypost.com

A 20-year-old man survived after being admitted to an intensive care unit with an excruciating lung injury brought on by overly aggressive masturbation, according to a new study in the May issue of the journal Radiology Case Reports.

The self-loving Swiss citizen recently rushed himself to Cantonal Hospital, in the city of Winterthur, after experiencing “crunching” pain and a shortness of breath amid his solo stroking session.

Subsequent X-rays revealed the man was suffering from spontaneous pneumomediastinum — a painful but typically “benign disease” whereby air leaks from the lung and becomes lodged in the rib cage
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He should have listened to his mother.

I had no idea being an INCEL was so dangerous. I feel bad for making fun of them now.

It seems like they're always mad over ****in' nuthin' anyway.

OK, I guess I got over it.

HIP56948 · Apr 13, 2022

"Damn Bob, you're suppose to use your hand, not your feet"

Emily L · Apr 13, 2022

JacksinPA said:
He should have listened to his mother.

If his mother finds out, he can just tell her that he went to the hospital because he had several severe strokes.

(Sorry.)

Schism · Apr 13, 2022

He can go blind!

Mr Person · Apr 13, 2022

Did he have any ribs removed?

Queen Margo · Apr 13, 2022

What was the outcome

lurchadams · Apr 13, 2022

JacksinPA said:
Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

This isn’t the happy ending he was looking for.

nypost.com

A 20-year-old man survived after being admitted to an intensive care unit with an excruciating lung injury brought on by overly aggressive masturbation, according to a new study in the May issue of the journal Radiology Case Reports.

The self-loving Swiss citizen recently rushed himself to Cantonal Hospital, in the city of Winterthur, after experiencing “crunching” pain and a shortness of breath amid his solo stroking session.

Subsequent X-rays revealed the man was suffering from spontaneous pneumomediastinum — a painful but typically “benign disease” whereby air leaks from the lung and becomes lodged in the rib cage
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He should have listened to his mother.

Myself, I like to take my time. I take myself out to dinner first, come home, put on some soft music, dance with myself, and then gently romance myself to completion.

I am a great lover.

I miss all your unique OP's Jack! Good to see you're back

Lutherf · Apr 13, 2022

He blew out a lung? I'm thinking he may have been doing it wrong.

Eurotrash · Oct 11, 2022

JacksinPA said:
Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

This isn’t the happy ending he was looking for.

nypost.com

A 20-year-old man survived after being admitted to an intensive care unit with an excruciating lung injury brought on by overly aggressive masturbation, according to a new study in the May issue of the journal Radiology Case Reports.

The self-loving Swiss citizen recently rushed himself to Cantonal Hospital, in the city of Winterthur, after experiencing “crunching” pain and a shortness of breath amid his solo stroking session.

Subsequent X-rays revealed the man was suffering from spontaneous pneumomediastinum — a painful but typically “benign disease” whereby air leaks from the lung and becomes lodged in the rib cage
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He should have listened to his mother.

I need to understand the mechanics here. HOW did this happen, exactly?

Eurotrash · Oct 11, 2022

Also in the article:

However, medical mishaps caused by autoerotic activities are not all that uncommon of late.

So far in 2022, a 54-year-old Brazilian man was admitted to the hospital after shoving a 4.4-pound metal dumbbell up his anus in the pursuit of pleasure, and a 37-year-old self-proclaimed “virgin” from Indonesia got a 6-foot-long string stuck in his penis during a botched sex game.

Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

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