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F&$%, I laughed!assault with a deli weapon.
DA to Officer. What injuries did you incurYou're ignoring the part where it says the penalty is increased when the assault involves physical contact with the victim. It did involve such contact here.
They're wrong. Next?
Hm.DA to Officer. What injuries did you incur
Officer. Hurt my feelings using ham in particular
DA to Officer. Why is that?
Officer. I ain't no cannibal
Yes, from the NYT:
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to persuade a grand jury to approve a felony indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
The grand jury’s rejection of the felony charge was a remarkable failure by the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington and the second time in recent days that a majority of grand jurors refused to vote to indict a person accused of felony assault on a federal agent. It also amounted to a sharp rebuke by a panel of ordinary citizens against the prosecutors assigned to bring charges against people arrested after President Trump’s deployment of National Guard troops and federal agents to fight crime and patrol the city’s streets.
The rejection by grand jurors was particularly noteworthy given the attention paid to the case of the man who threw the sandwich, Sean C. Dunn. Video of the episode went viral on social media, senior officials talked about the case, and the administration posted footage of a large group of heavily armed law enforcement officers going to Mr. Dunn’s apartment.
And whatever Judge he then appears before can throw it out as obvious persecution, petty malicious prosecution. Worst case scenario, no conviction, no fine, 'see ya later.'I can totally see bringing up this guy on littering charges. That’s about it though.
It looks like this conviction went down like a flaming blimpie. Lettuce understand that the meat of this conviction did not mustard a conviction. This might put the trump administration in a real pickle, given how much they cheesed the who situation.Hope it was worth the prison time and permanently losing his right to vote.
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20 officers came to arrest man charged with throwing sandwich at a police officer in DC, his lawyer says
A man who worked for the Department of Justice was charged after allegedly throwing a sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, DC, amid President Donald Trump’s takeover of the city’s police and increase in federal law enforcement presence.www.yahoo.com