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Kelzie said:Maybe you're just too stupid to get any of our jokes. Just a thought. :2wave:
talloulou said:Are you saying a liberal has never made you laugh? Quite a few have got me laughing!:rofl
ptsdkid said:***Good point, tallylou: Yes, several have made me laugh, but the problem is that their intent wasn't to make people laugh. You see, a liberal's viewpoint on any and every issue is so bizare, that it can't help but make discerning people chuckle in amusement. Sorry, I'm too tired to come up with an example at this time. Trust me, there are plenty out there.
ptsdkid said:***Good point, tallylou: Yes, several have made me laugh, but the problem is that their intent wasn't to make people laugh. You see, a liberal's viewpoint on any and every issue is so bizare, that it can't help but make discerning people chuckle in amusement. Sorry, I'm too tired to come up with an example at this time. Trust me, there are plenty out there.
Sir_Alec said:Why can't a 56 year-old have something nicer to say. All you do is bash liberals. You act like we don't work for a living and all of us are socialists. I am not a socialist and the only reason I'm unemployed is because I'm writing a book. The only reason I quit my job was because I was sick of working at BestBuy and I wanted to work on my life career.
How to Annoy ptsdkid: WORK...SUCCEED...BE HAPPY JUST LIKE HIM!
jallman said:but he isnt happy...
Sir_Alec said:Why can't a 56 year-old have something nicer to say. All you do is bash liberals. You act like we don't work for a living and all of us are socialists. I am not a socialist and the only reason I'm unemployed is because I'm writing a book. The only reason I quit my job was because I was sick of working at BestBuy and I wanted to work on my life career.
How to Annoy ptsdkid: WORK...SUCCEED...BE HAPPY JUST LIKE HIM!
Stace said:Best Buy, huh? What's the pay like? :lol:
Good luck with the book! I've tried off and on for years to write one, even if I never sent it in to a publisher, I always wanted to be able to say that I wrote one. But, I always get horrible writer's block after the first couple of chapters.
dogger807 said:I'm trying to figure out how someone so mired in stereotypes could make such a unsterotypical thread.
I think Kelzie hit the nail on the head with her reply.
Sir_Alec said:Why can't a 56 year-old have something nicer to say. All you do is bash liberals. You act like we don't work for a living and all of us are socialists. I am not a socialist and the only reason I'm unemployed is because I'm writing a book. The only reason I quit my job was because I was sick of working at BestBuy and I wanted to work on my life career.
How to Annoy ptsdkid: WORK...SUCCEED...BE HAPPY JUST LIKE HIM!
Sir_Alec said:Apparently the only thing that makes him happy is acting like an ***. Seriously hes in his fifties. He should have learned by now that political stereotypes only work for extremists.
teacher said:ptsdkid. I was just thinking there slappy. You're calling liberals humorless, you're a self professed conservative, yet I've never seen one funny post by you. Who you calling humorless? Your lack of logic, your self contradicting posts, your pitiful attempts at trolling, that stench that somehow is transmitted electronically, all make you the perfect example of what I call "self-smacking."
***Slappy?...Kind of like that one. Like slap happy. You have a humorless life, Teacher. I wouldn't consider you to be any more of a Conservative than I would of these moderator charlatans here that use the elephants as their avatars. I truly believe that only conservative people have the ability to show or possess humor. There is a touch of humor in most all of my postings. A true conservative would have the gift to detect my humor, as it is usually on the dry side...very dry, bordering on sarcastic leading to sardonic.
My preference here on Debate Politics is to debate politics. I just happen to have that rare gift to present my debatable posts with a touch of humor, for that all important added bounus. I understand that liberals would not readily see my humor, as it is always in reference to a liberal or socialist policy/issue. This is why you are humorless, and why you are not a true conservative. Other conservatives here reading my posts will not respond because they are too busy laughing at the mock-up job I'm doing to the liberal contingent. Besides, if they think that I'm not getting my humorous point across--then they'll be glad to chime in when the time seems fit.
Have you noticed under my postings that there is a slogan saying..."I neutered my cat, now he's a liberal"? Well I have a jersey that says the same thing. I wear that jersey once or twice a month when I travel into Harvard Square in Cambridge. I love flashing that humorous slogan in front of all the pin-headed--brains full of liberal mush Harvard students there in the People's Republic of Liberalsim. I even get a young Socialist or Marxist to square off with while I educate the lost soul on the dangers of being anti-American.
I have a bumper sticker that says, 'Oppose a Liberal'...Love our troops...Love America...Love Yourself...Love God.
You may not think that is funny or true, but by the smiles, beeps, and thumbs up in conservative New Hampshire--keeps the crowd going wild with uncontrollable laughter. To keep it fair and balanced--there was one young bitch that flashed me the finger after reading the bumper sticker; obviously an undergraduate communist student at Harvard.
Some around here migh disagree with that. What's it like to be so entirely alone?ptsdkid said:***Slappy?...Kind of like that one. Like slap happy. You have a humorless life, Teacher.
You fuc*king wanker, you're not a conservative, you're a sexist, racist Nazi.I wouldn't consider you to be any more of a Conservative than I would of these moderator charlatans here that use the elephants as their avatars.
That's why we love you so much here ptsdkid. Only a true idiot could say that.I truly believe that only conservative people have the ability to show or possess humor.
Yea, whatever laughing boy.There is a touch of humor in most all of my postings. A true conservative would have the gift to detect my humor, as it is usually on the dry side...very dry, bordering on sarcastic leading to sardonic.
So when you gonna start? You troll and are ignored except to be abused.My preference here on Debate Politics is to debate politics.
You have a rare gift allright. Paranoia with the bonus of being an asshole.I just happen to have that rare gift to present my debatable posts with a touch of humor, for that all important added bounus.
By golly skippy, you must be the only conservative here then.I understand that liberals would not readily see my humor, as it is always in reference to a liberal or socialist policy/issue.
Keep telling yourself that. Pay no attention to the men in white coats with big nets behind you.This is why you are humorless, and why you are not a true conservative.
Self reinforcing delusions. Can't be proved wrong. You really are a basket case.Other conservatives here reading my posts will not respond because they are too busy laughing at the mock-up job I'm doing to the liberal contingent.
Well, they're not chiming in so you must be bringing the house down sport.Besides, if they think that I'm not getting my humorous point across--then they'll be glad to chime in when the time seems fit.
Yea I noticed that. I know somethng about humor jerk. That ain't funy.Have you noticed under my postings that there is a slogan saying..."I neutered my cat, now he's a liberal"? Well I have a jersey that says the same thing.
Bullshit.I wear that jersey once or twice a month when I travel into Harvard Square in Cambridge. I love flashing that humorous slogan in front of all the pin-headed--brains full of liberal mush Harvard students there in the People's Republic of Liberalsim. I even get a young Socialist or Marxist to square off with while I educate the lost soul on the dangers of being anti-American.
I lived in Amherst and Hudson fuc*kwad. You ain't fooling me about New Hampshire. They are much too reserved up there to be honking at your stupid shi*t.You may not think that is funny or true, but by the smiles, beeps, and thumbs up in conservative New Hampshire--
If you are a troll, you certainly are entertaining. If not, boy, you have some serious issues.keeps the crowd going wild with uncontrollable laughter. To keep it fair and balanced--there was one young bitch that flashed me the finger after reading the bumper sticker; obviously an undergraduate communist student at Harvard.
ptsdkid said:I know, your asking if I ever have anything good to say about liberals. Well, the short answer is 'NO'.
The better comedians will tell you that the best and funniest material comes from those that have experienced life from it's basest roots. So with liberals having never experienced rough times (with the advent of their dependency on government programs; thus the cradle to grave bennies)--the jury is still out on whether you can get a liberal to smile or laugh. Of course, laughing at themselves (self deprecating humor) is a near impossibility.
So where does this pent up anger and rage with liberals leave us? Well, its my understanding that we conservatives should try to humor these poor souls; if not to get them to lighten up with the fact that they'll never ever have power again--then to smooth their trying times ahead with light hearted humor, like suggesting they buy Zell Miller's book on "How to change over to the Republican Party from a dismal Democrat Party". I think that's the title.
Very original. Did you write that?danarhea said:We now return to our regularly scheduled programming............
KCConservative said:Very original. Did you write that?
ptsdkid said:***Good point, tallylou: Yes, several have made me laugh, but the problem is that their intent wasn't to make people laugh. You see, a liberal's viewpoint on any and every issue is so bizare, that it can't help but make discerning people chuckle in amusement. Sorry, I'm too tired to come up with an example at this time. Trust me, there are plenty out there.
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