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Korea

We cannot allow a poop balloon gap.
 
Some citizen in the ROK needs to design a poop rocket that does not use any explosive type fuel, so national law isn't broken. Maybe a rubber band style launch system. The problem is the DMZ requires authorization to enter, so you'd have to launch your device from a bit away from the actual border, AND have the distance for your cargo to land in a populated area up north.

Now let us get to that magic word "cargo". I used the nomenclature "poop rocket" but the cargo should be kimchi. And if it is a rubber band projectile it probably can't be called a rocket.

Well, maybe just balloons with kimchi would be okay. I think if you send over food your message with the food would be a lot more acceptable to the average person up north. They might not even inform their authorities that they found your kimchi cargo.

Of course, I think I'd still like to think about some fast moving through-the-air delivery device.

Next we get to the boat technique. Kind of like the message in a bottle style, except it has some sort of electric motor and can be aimed toward a distant beach/shoreline. It also has kimchi with the message, so better chance of an acceptable reaction to the message.

How about a kimchi tunnel system. Train some animal that does tunneling as a natural thing and teach them to tunnel under the DMZ and pop up close to a village with a kimchi cargo.
 
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