Feslin said:
Well, just stopping in!
For a little background of myself, I'm 16, as Libertarian as it gets, and I have a particular problem with Conservatism in America.
Can't wait to get started!
I'm not supposed to do this. Cause you new and all.
Just Another Libertarian.
Really.
Let's get right to it.
Have you read "The Federalist Papers"?
THEY, were Libertarians. Smart guys.
Listen, I'm the perfect Libertarian. Make no bones about it.
Start talking Libertarian here, you gonna get ignored. Here's what this place is about...
"Bush lied".
"Nuh-uh".
"Did to".
Now, baptism by fire.
16? Get off the net and go find a girl. Skateboard. Build a treefort. Clean your pocket protector and add some more tape to your glasses.
Get off the net.
Go find a girl.
You a rightie or leftie?
Steal one of your Mom's bras and wrap it around a pillow.
Turn the lights off.
Point the cups towards you and unhook with one hand.
Can't do it, can you?
Cause you are 16 and on the net son.
Get some WD-40 and spray all the hinges in your house so when you sneak out at night to go find your way into manhood with the neighbors daughter you won't make no noise.
Get off the net.
Forget about this debate politics sh**t.
Go outside. Go the fu*k outside and stay there until you get yelled at. Log off for 5 years. If you ain't getting yelled at every other night by Mom for being late for dinner you suck. Let them balls drop. Cause son, that's what I did, and now look at the difference between me and the rest of these morons here.
"Oh welcome".
"We look forward to your input".
"I was just like you when I was a jerk nerd when I was 16 before I found the ol' mans stack of Playboys".
"Use black electrical tape to hold your glasses together cause it lasts longer and don't stand out as much".
Get off the net.
Print this post out and show it to Dad when Mom ain't looking. Cause it's time you two talked about this *****.
No bullshit. Show this to your Dad.
Just might force the issue.
If I see your azz back here to tell me anything other than "Dad say you, teacher, of the colossal brain, is damn right bro", I'm gonna come beat your azz.
When's the last time you and your friends held up traffic in the street because you all were playing ball?
Never.
Son, if don't don't come home with your cheeks flushed and outta breath, paste a rainbow sticker on your PC and leave me the Hell alone.
Get off the net.
This is the best piece of advise you are ever gonna get in your fu*king life.
I'm teacher.
Go away.