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JD Vance in the Hypnotic Grip of the Sinister Right Honourable David Lemming MP

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This trip by Vice President JD Vance appears to me extremely ill advised! It leaves me in the greatest trepidation like nothing since the dangerous business trip by young Jonathan Harker to the lair of the infamous undead, Count Dracula. News reports have it JD Vance is setting out to England on a well deserved MAGA vacation. The Vice President does deserve it given his defense of the Oval Office and the American Republic during the visit of the extra rude Ingrate, Zelensky.

Why, of all the beautiful places England has to offer, Vance had to settle for the dark, sinister Chevening House of Honourable Lemming, beats me.

Is he already under the hypnotic grip of the dreaded Lemming? They have met before in Washington DC where the dreaded Honorable must have plyed JD Vance with his dark charms. And David is a very fat Lemming, fattest Lemming that ever came out of Tottenham, oozing charms at every pore.

Turns out Honourable Lemming was a hit with JD. JD is even reported to have invited the sinister Honourable to mass! Bad move. Vance was now in the hypnotic grip of the sinister Lemming. Now he is scheduled to spend the weekend, along with his family, at Lord Lemming's Chevening House in Kent. As safe as Jonathan Harker alone with Count Dracula in Castle Dracula.

But it is not the safety of JD Vance's spiritual soul I am worried about. Its his political soul. His MAGA soul. See, the sinister Lord Lemming is as allergic to MAGA as Count Dracula was allergic to crucifixes and holy water. Lord Lemming hated Trump! He had this to say once:

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"Trump is not only a woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath. He is also a profound threat to the international order that has been the foundation of Western progress for so long."; Honourable David Lemming
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Safe to say any Tory or MAGA unfortunate enough to have been, at night, at the receiving end of Lord Lemming's sharp canines wakes up in the morning a blood red marxist! A raving Antifa! Woke to the gills!

That is why I worry for JD Vance. He is a MAGA of the highest caliber. A most valuable Vice President. For now. President come 2028. But he must somehow come through safe and sound from the clutches of Lord Lemming. He should load up on garlic; pack a revolver loaded with silver bullets; have a Catholic Priest armed with crucifixes and holy water stand guard at the door to his bedroom.



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Foreign Secretary David Lammy is set to welcome US vice-president JD Vance



www.the-express.com

JD Vance to stay with UK's David Lammy guilty of Trump "Neo-Nazi" jibe

US vice-president JD Vance is set to meet with Foreign Secretary David Lammy at his country residence amid the ongoing crisis in Gaza and Ukraine
www.the-express.com www.the-express.com
 
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Elections have consequences. Twelve years of Tory rule devastated Great Britain. Brexit was a catastrophe. The less said about Liz Truss the better. Theresa May, oy.

This David Lammy guy called Trump a neo-Nazi so I'm good with him.
 
Meh. Lammy is on Starmer's Labour's right wing. He's been an MP since 2000 and this is his first major job as Foreign Secretary. Chevening is the official country house of the FS so it'll be fairly historic and imposing.

www.theguardian.com

Shared prayers and tears: how Lammy wooed JD Vance and the White House

Analysts say foreign secretary’s empathy and pragmatism make relationship-forming easy despite political divides
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com
 
Allan said:
Country house? Like a sort of cottage...

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Do all British Cabinet Ministers have to live such frugal lives?
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It's kind of their "official" home, for entertaining important guests and foreigners you need to impress. There are cabinet rivalries about who gets which one.

I knew there was a row, but didn't remember it was the same house!

www.telegraph.co.uk

Liz Truss lays claim to Chevening House but Dominic Raab in no mood to retreat

Boris Johnson must referee tug-of-war over the grace-and-favour residence as both new and former foreign secretaries fight for the keys
www.telegraph.co.uk www.telegraph.co.uk
 
Manc Skipper said:
It's kind of their "official" home, for entertaining important guests and foreigners you need to impress. There are cabinet rivalries about who gets which one.

I knew there was a row, but didn't remember it was the same house!

www.telegraph.co.uk

Liz Truss lays claim to Chevening House but Dominic Raab in no mood to retreat

Boris Johnson must referee tug-of-war over the grace-and-favour residence as both new and former foreign secretaries fight for the keys
www.telegraph.co.uk www.telegraph.co.uk
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That article is hilarious.

My favorite bit...

"The house was eventually taken over by Lord Darling of Roulanish..."

Is "Lord Darling of Roulanish" the most British name in history?
 
Rabbit hole time! Alastair Darling was a Scottish politician who served in various major offices of state, but never quire made the top job. He was white-haired with glasses and massive black eyebrows. He stepped down as an MP and was "elevated" to the House of lords as a Labour peer. When lords are appointed they have to include a place significant to them in their title. "Lord X of "........ " "Roulanish is a tiny hamlet on a tiny island off the west coast of Scotland. (I looked that up!)
 
The sad, sad tale of Baron Black of Crossharbour...

Conrad Black, a Canadian billionaire, desperately wanted a proper British title. But since they're no longer recognized in Canada the Queen wouldn't give him one.

Since he had dual British Canadian citizenship he renounced his Canadian citizenship and got his title.

All good so far right?

He gets caught in some shady business deals and the US throws him in jail. Canada and the US have an agreement whereby each other's prisoners can be transferred to their home countries to complete their sentences.

But alas Britain and the US don't have a similar arrangement.

This made our entire country happy because he's a pompous and irritating man.

The end.
 
Manc Skipper said:
Rabbit hole time! Alastair Darling was a Scottish politician who served in various major offices of state, but never quire made the top job. He was white-haired with glasses and massive black eyebrows. He stepped down as an MP and was "elevated" to the House of lords as a Labour peer. When lords are appointed they have to include a place significant to them in their title. "Lord X of "........ " "Roulanish is a tiny hamlet on a tiny island off the west coast of Scotland. (I looked that up!)
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Every time I hear about Alistair Darling I don't think:

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but I do think:
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I dunno why.
 
Manc Skipper said:
Meh. Lammy is on Starmer's Labour's right wing. He's been an MP since 2000 and this is his first major job as Foreign Secretary. Chevening is the official country house of the FS so it'll be fairly historic and imposing.
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Turns out there's more to Chevening House than I would have ever imagined. I didn't pay any attention to it cause I simply thought, or assumed it was David Lammy's country house. Well, people have country houses, why not David Lammy? Especially if he is now a man of means from humble beginnings. In the back of my mind I did question his taste in houses, the house looks rather plain, but I did not dwell on it.

After your post I began to realise there was more to Chevening House than I thought. And what was "FS" you casually threw in "the official country house of the FS"? Should I contact Manic Skipper to ask him what was that FS he expects me to be familiar with? Maybe not bother him. Just Google it up. And the FS it appears is for Foreign Secretary.

Chevening House is 400 years old! Having been built sometime between 1617 and 1630. That places it in the reign of the headless monarch Charles I
 
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Trump would import some Florida flamingos for the front lawn. They'd die in that environment and Trump would call flaminglibs and deport all the Florida flaminglibs to Norfolk Island, home of Trump tariffed penguins. Where they'd die.
 
Loulit01 said:
Trump would import some Florida flamingos for the front lawn. They'd die in that environment and Trump would call flaminglibs and deport all the Florida flaminglibs to Norfolk Island, home of Trump tariffed penguins. Where they'd die.
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If he forget to wing clip the flamingos they would just fly away and look for warmer places, probably southern Europe or North Africa where there other flamingo species.
 
joluoto said:
If he forget to wing clip the flamingos they would just fly away and look for warmer places, probably southern Europe or North Africa where there other flamingo species.
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If they tried to get back to Florida ICE would arrest them.
 
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