If you were elected President...

The VERY first thing you do when you get into office is...

I would cut spending on entitlements and pension plans for government employees

Put through an initiative to make the US energy self sufficient.

My first acts in office would be (in order):

1. Pardon every person who has been convicted of a victimless federal drug crime.

2. Take steps to begin bringing our troops home from Iraq, with the goal of having them all out in six months.

3. Work with Congress to pass a $2 per gallon gasoline tax, phased in at ten cents a month.

Execute Jose Posada Carriles. Then send out a CIA hit on Chavez so he'll have a reason to be scared of the U.S.

Aren't you glad I'm not president? Yet?

Hatuey said:

Execute Jose Posada Carriles. Then send out a CIA hit on Chavez so he'll have a reason to be scared of the U.S.

Aren't you glad I'm not president? Yet?

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What in the hell happened to you? You used to be an uber-lib.

Trajan Octavian Titus said:

What in the hell happened to you? You used to be an uber-lib.

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I still am. I've just thought alot about my political views lately. Notice how I said we should execute Jose Posada Carriles.

He's responsible for the deaths of young cuban athletes who had nothing to do with the situation their country is in. They're the equivalent of the Israeli athletes who were killed in Munich by Black September(butt buddies with Fatah).

Hatuey said:

I still am. Notice how I said we should execute Jose Posada Carriles.

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Ya I didn't know who that was I just searched it on wikipedia though. One thing can we kill Castro too?

Trajan Octavian Titus said:

Ya I didn't know who that was I just searched it on wikipedia though. One thing can we kill Castro too?

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No need, He's been dead for years. They hired me to photoshop old videos of him into every major pro-communist rally that has been held for the last 6 years.

Hatuey said:

No need, He's been dead for years. They hired me to photoshop old videos of him into every major pro-communist rally that has been held for the last 6 years.

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But he wasn't at the DNC. :mrgreen:

Trajan Octavian Titus said:

But he wasn't at the DNC. :mrgreen:

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I was under the employment of the Republicans during that event. They hired me to photoshop Pinochet and Contras into the RNC.

If I were elected President? The correct phrasing is WHEN I am elected President.

OK, so WHEN I become President, the first things I would do are:

1. Eliminate all medical insurance companies and create a universal heathcare system.

2. Remove all rights for illegal aliens and both create and enforce laws criminalizing them and those that hire them.

3. Completely revamp the educational system, with things like, but not only, later start times, more instructional hours, longer school years, teacher performance merits and consequences.

4. Give significant incentives to businesses that keep manufacturing plants in the US and do not outsource or move to other countries.

5. Remove foreign aid to any regime that is consistently hostile to the US. Transfer this aid to the new 'Department of Domestic Aid' assisting those with issues such as homelessness, first time small business starters, first home buyers, etc... This aid will be incentive, action, and performance based, not solely entitlement based.

6. Work towards bringing our troops home, but not at the expense of destabilizing a foreign government.

And all this will just be the beginning

7. Eliminate Congress...j/k :2razz:


BTW, I'm looking for a Veep. Any takers?

My first move would be to pack the Court and start hand-picking junior members of the government service and the military for promotion. Probably take me a little while to figure out how to get a good hold on the Congress, though.

I would withdraw from the United Nations until such a time it actually served the needs of mankind in regards to advancing true human rights rather than simply serving the narrow interests of the lowest mankind has to offer. I would draft a new international bill of human rights that had teeth,and addressed the status of women and gay people throughout the world, and if the Eurabians succeeded in undermining such a bill, the withdrawal would be permanent.

I would desist with this "war and terror " nonsense and spell it out like it is -- the war is between those who support liberal Western Values and those who support totalitarian Islam.

I would commit us to energy independance through the development of alternative energy rather than more drilling, and would set a timetable for ethanol based autos.

I would encourage the passing of a "no president left behind" policy ensuring America will never again have to suffer the embarrassment of a leader who needs a teleprompter to identify the difference between his @ss and his elbow.

If I was elected president, in the US...

1. I would impeach former president George W. Bush.
2. I would cut military spending to 200 billion a year. Most of which saved by closing down military bases and operations around the world.
3. I would initialize a strong partnership with the European Union
4. With the help of the European Union I would change the world, feed all the poor, start massive programs that work to get rid of diseases, initialize a program to educate every human being on the planet, cure curable illnesses.
5. I would start a war against ignorance in my own country and around the world, with the help of the Europeans. This would be done by "Amsterdaming" the world, especially the middle east and parts of Africa, I would also do this in the bible belt of the US.
6. I would reform the US government structure to ensure government transparency and democratic functioning of the US government.
7. I would reform the UN, and base it on the EU model.

I would rewrite the human rights to include the following things:
1. Right to education, every single human being
2. Right to food, every single human being.
3. Right to treatment of treatable illnesses

The human rights treaty would encourage the following thing.
SEX DRUGS AND ROCKnROLL.