How to properly enjoy Wakame Sake and the aesthetics of Japanese beauty (1 Viewer)

[McTojo]

若布　 the hiragana is わかめ: For those who don't know what wakame-sake is then I will explain it to you. Before we get started don't worry about the meaning of nyutai dori right now.

If you research the meaning of " WAKAME" it means "soft seaweed ! " This is especially important to understand before doing the ceremony.

Now , imagine for a moment that you are standing in ankle deep seawater. As you observe the ebb and flow of the tide you start to notice something moving around your ankles, just as the tide comes in and out. This feeling around your ankles is seaweed brushing up against you .
For a moment it feels strange and unfamiliar but soon afterwards you are relieved to know that it is just seaweed and nothing more, just as the kanji suggests. The kanji for wakame just means soft seaweed , that's it !

During the Meiji Era NO plays became popular amongst the rich and the bored. NO plays for the most part were enjoyed by most people but the rich took it a bit further. Wakame sake was the pouring of sake through the pink temple(vulva). Later on it became a very popular form of expression especially during spring. Most poeple have forgotten the true art of how to enjoy a good wakame sake and so today I will teach you :

1) When choosing the proper sake it is important to stick with Junmai's, especially Junmai Ginjo's because there are no added spirits (alcohols) The consistency or characteristics of a Junmai Ginjo is light and fragrant which uses very premium rice grains. Tokubetsu's are also very good. N.B. please do not use any other sake except for Junmai's ! Remember, Junmai's have no extra added alcohol . All of the other brands do ! This can make your partner very uncomfortable.
If you can get a Yamahai ginjo then perfect !!!!N.B. Yamahai sakes are made and pressed by hand, thus the spiritual quality from master to sake is imbued !
2) Your partner should be Japanese and should have fine to straight pubic hair, not coarse hair. The wakame- pubic hair- must move upon contact of liquid.
3) At first, you need to stimulate the pink temple with lots of cunnilingus to create secretion which is ideal in order to experience the true mixing of flavors.
4) Whatever you do , please keep the pubic hair dry at first. Kind of brush it up so that the hairs stick up a little - this is representative of WAKAME.
5) make sure the sake is either tepid or room temperature. Cold is an option.
6) Pour the sake from the navel first. Fill the navel with sake until the sake overflows. If you can, make sure your partner is slightly angled for this.
7) As the sake flows down through the pubic hairs you will be amazed at how the pubic hairs move in exactly the same pattern as seaweed in the ocean !
8) Be very liberal when pouring it and as it pours place your head near the anus and let the residual flow run down the crack and begin to drink it. You will experience a taste like no other taste ! the mixing of fermented rice distilled with the highest brewing techniques and the flow of natural temple juice will give you feelings of rapture. The natural musk and smell of sake will enhance your appreciation for this art.
9) Take your time, at first both you and your partner will feel awkward but this is only natural.
10) Enjoy it and make it last.
11) Then have sex afterwards. The aftertaste of sake in you mouth and pink temple juice will be like an aphrodisiac during intercourse.

McTojo

 

[Jay R]

Umm...

Thanks?

That was... very informative.

I can't really think of anything else to say.

 

[Topsez]

A couple shots of Korean So Joo and usually one more for the girl has the same affect with Koreans... And, the first shot of street So Joo will give you the seaweed sensation... do this in conjunction with a Turkish bath and you have pasturiszed sex for about a buck fifty, in the sixties at least... And, it works the other way around allowing the lady the experience which genreates much bashfull giggling.

What recommendations do you have for peck pogie ladies?

 

[McTojo]

A couple shots of Korean So Joo and usually one more for the girl has the same affect with Koreans... And, the first shot of street So Joo will give you the seaweed sensation... do this in conjunction with a Turkish bath and you have pasturiszed sex for about a buck fifty, in the sixties at least... And, it works the other way around allowing the lady the experience which genreates much bashfull giggling.

What recommendations do you have for peck pogie ladies?

How do you deal with the kimichi smell down there ? I hear it's very very strong. Stick with Japanese sake with a Japanese.

 

[Topsez]

How do you deal with the kimichi smell down there ? I hear it's very very strong. Stick with Japanese sake with a Japanese.

Kimche is great! And like everything down there when you get past the smell you got it licked.

Tell me you never had or tried Pul go gi or Calbi, rice and kimche or those kimche breath ladies and I'll proclaim you don't have the full experience of living...

Made any money today?

 

[McTojo]

Kimche is great! And like everything down there when you get past the smell you got it licked.

Tell me you never had or tried Pul go gi or Calbi, rice and kimche or those kimche breath ladies and I'll proclaim you don't have the full experience of living...

Made any money today?

Never laid with a Kimichii girl before. I have had bul go gi and rice and kimchii.
Remember, I'm a food specialist too.

 

[Topsez]

Never laid with a Kimichii girl before. I have had bul go gi and rice and kimchii.
Remember, I'm a food specialist too.

I've only passed through Japan at your airports but am very interested in the culture. I often watch TV travel programs on Japan... In fact, it was on the TV special they said in some areas a common greeting is "Have you made any money today?" Back in the 70's I went through some training with a soldier stationed in Japan and he shared many stories with me about your culture.

You owe yourself to also try the Beef short ribs (Calbe) SP? And, of course a Korean lady if you are free to do so... They also could enjoy squid for breakfast so I'm guessing you could get past the Kimchee breath...

I just checked out your profile and can't resist to ask about your other hobbie of sniffing? Do you teach adults or children? Work for corporate school of the US Military? Just wondering.

 

[McTojo]

Yeah, someday, who snows. I teach adults only. Yes, seat sniffing or pwanfing is a hobby mine. I've been sniffing seats for years. It's almost like an art form. If you are interested in knowing how to do it just let me know.