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I would like to wish everyone at DP a very Happy New Year. I hope that everyone's 2009 is better than their 2008...even if 2008 was good.
 
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.
 
Happy New Year! :2wave:
 
:shock: ?????sdrawkcab slleps ti yhw em nialpxe enoemos nac ,draobyek ym htiw melborp llams a eb yam ereht taht kniht I ,yaw eht yb hO

!raey wen yppaH
 
bub said:
:shock: ?????sdrawkcab slleps ti yhw em nialpxe enoemos nac ,draobyek ym htiw melborp llams a eb yam ereht taht kniht I ,yaw eht yb hO

!raey wen yppaH
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I think your keyboard got "creampied". :2razz:
 
bub said:
:shock: ?????sdrawkcab slleps ti yhw em nialpxe enoemos nac ,draobyek ym htiw melborp llams a eb yam ereht taht kniht I ,yaw eht yb hO

!raey wen yppaH
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Not to worry!. It results from a localized distortion in the space-time continuum. Typically, this is caused by the Old Ones trying to break through again into our reality.

The inspiring words of H.P. Lovecraft address this very sot of thing, and make for an inspirational message with which to greet the new (and possibly last) year:







 
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independent_thinker2002 said:
I used to leave my boss notes written entirely backwards.
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Once in my freshman year in highschool, I turned in a paper written in a way that it had to be held up to a mirror to read it to screw with my teacher. He wrote all the comments and the grade the same way. :mrgreen:

I got a "-d"
 
Tucker Case said:
Once in my freshman year in highschool, I turned in a paper written in a way that it had to be held up to a mirror to read it to screw with my teacher. He wrote all the comments and the grade the same way. :mrgreen:

I got a "-d"
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I used to write "I aced this." on my tests in school. :2razz:
 
Tucker Case said:
Once in my freshman year in highschool, I turned in a paper written in a way that it had to be held up to a mirror to read it to screw with my teacher. He wrote all the comments and the grade the same way. :mrgreen:

I got a "-d"
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How could you be sure it wasn't a "b-"?
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
I used to write "I aced this." on my tests in school. :2razz:
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I was one of the worst students of all time because I NEVER did my homework and got kicked out of class constantly for beign the class clown. I had one of the lowest GPA's to ever gradate on time, but I ALWAYS aced my tests.

Well my senior year, the day before the final, the teacher calls my mother to inform her that I wasn't going to graduate on time becuase I was going to fail her class. My mother asked why and she said that she was checking out the grades and she noticed that in order to get 60% in the class and pass with a D, I would need to get a perfect score on the final PLUS at least 5 of the ten "extra credit" Questions right, and how in 20 years of teaching NOBODY had ever even gotten an A on her final, let alone that daunitng task.

She thought that she should "Give my mom the heads up" on this so she would be "prepared" for my failure.

My mother came into the living room where I was playing a video game and told me so I said "I bet you a thousand dollars I ace it" My mom said "You're on". So I went back to my game and went to class the next day.

I went to class and told the teacher "No worries, I'll ace this". Then I took the test, did five of the ten extra credit questions and one each of the five remaining questions I wrote:

"Told"
"You"
"I'd"
"Ace"
"This "

She called my mother that night flabergasted that I pulled it off and told her that I was perhaps the most arrogant little ****er she'd ever met. :mrgreen:
 
Oftencold said:
The disillusionment when they came back from grading must've been crushing.
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Occasionally I would miss one question and they would write "No you didn't."

It brings up a funny thing that happened my freshman year. I had changed an answer before handing it in. The douchebag marked it wrong and when I showed him he said I had just changed it. I hadn't but I didn't win that argument.

Kayleigh Katz ending:

I had sex with his wife and daughter. :rofl
 
hey it's not a joke, my computer really did that (and still does, but now I'm on another computer)

no one has an idea why it does that?
 

I was a similar student in High School. After freshman year I started putting all of my energy into my band. I aced tests, but didn't bother with homework. I had a literature class that I did just enough to get by in. I was consistently D- for the two nine week periods and the final. The teacher knew I was capable of better. She asked me if I did just enough to get by. I of course said yes.

My senior year I only went to school an average of two days a week (the prindipal actually gave me that stat). I still passed all of my tests. I got hung up on a couple classes where homework made up too much of my grade.
 
bub said:
hey it's not a joke, my computer really did that (and still does, but now I'm on another computer)

no one has an idea why it does that?
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Someone probably sent you a prank file that does funny stuff like that. Some make your cursor move the opposite way of the mouse. Some say that your hard drive is being deleted when it's not. :lol:
 
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