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Luckyone

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I am on another Political Forum where insulting people is allowed, which of course my being anti-Trump, I get insulted all the time.

In searching for some smart comebacks (other than the usual ones that everyone always uses), I ran across a beauty. I love this comeback:

"Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken butt and wait".
 
Going to such forums is a "Leisure" Activity?? :oops:

Psst, let you in on a secret........... there are a few Righties on here would love to use a line like that on you or me, but rules.............you know. Doesn't mean they don't think it ;)
 
Actually, I'm pretty happy with the enforcement of rules around here, and I've been admonished a few times myself.

For example, one phrase, when directed at another poster that is not allowed is "Well, bless your heart."

Another is "I would never say you're a (fill in the blank) because that is against the rules.

Sometimes it can be challenging to express what we are thinking without actually writing it.
 
Bless your heart is banned? That's a bit Draconian.
 
Luckyone said:
I am on another Political Forum where insulting people is allowed, which of course my being anti-Trump, I get insulted all the time.

In searching for some smart comebacks (other than the usual ones that everyone always uses), I ran across a beauty. I love this comeback:

"Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken butt and wait".
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Save your breath. You'll need it to inflate your girlfriend.
 
SNOWFLAKE said:
Going to such forums is a "Leisure" Activity?? :oops:

Psst, let you in on a secret........... there are a few Righties on here would love to use a line like that on you or me, but rules.............you know. Doesn't mean they don't think it ;)
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The reality of life is that more often than not, people have earned the right to be insulted and restricting that is as bad as unabated lack of restrictions
 
Luckyone said:
The reality of life is that more often than not, people have earned the right to be insulted and restricting that is as bad as unabated lack of restrictions
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True, but when allowed it usually is just crude and hurtful remarks that take neither imagination or wit to produce. Where as when limited or banned then to denigrate a person takes an effort that can be worth the while. Oh! and my apology, denigrate, it means the same as insult it's just a word that the better educated people use.
 
You must be a comedian. Your post is a joke.
 
soylentgreen said:
True, but when allowed it usually is just crude and hurtful remarks that take neither imagination or wit to produce. Where as when limited or banned then to denigrate a person takes an effort that can be worth the while. Oh! and my apology, denigrate, it means the same as insult it's just a word that the better educated people use.
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Educated people also use "nor" rather than "or", but then I'm sure you knew that. ;)
 
Be careful, folks. This thread has the same potential as the "Ketchup" thread.
 
Stealers Wheel said:
Not necessarily. Let's face it. It is clearly intended as an insult. When directed at another poster, it's not allowed.

Inquiring of another poster if they rode "the short bus" is also not permitted.
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Can we ask if they lick windows?
 
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