Golf with Trump

[Exquisitor]

Golf with Trump:

I could probably fit it in 4000 characters, but instead I thought I'd think of it as a game of golf of chip shots and holes, and if I make a hole, that means I get hired.

So for added pressure, though I didn't tell Trump, I sent the same identical copy to the DNC.

So what do you say folks, an admirable stroke.

Look below, and post for your applause and comments on the shot, and we'll probably post other shots here, rather than using DP as my blog like some people.

(Your audience is laughing at you).

Do you think I scared the DNC? Everybody?

Oh, skip the poll.

Well, Donald, the Democrats won't respond to me, so, what would you like to do? Buy me a house in Washington? You know, I don't want to cramp your style. No, just simple solutions to a few problems. Like Ukraine. Do you know what you need to do there? Same thing as in Gheza, partly. Do you know what it is? Russia, and the Palestinians must agree to stop hate education and return their children. Everything else is trivial, can be decided in the casino if you like. Also, Israel must admit where they come from; Jericho and those other cities. This should neutralize Iran as well, go visit the Ayatollahs. Do you want to go down as the greatest diplomat in history? Do that. But how about me? You try to cut pie for you, Putin and Zelensky. How about you cut pie for you and me? No, I don't want pie, I'm full already. I know how to pack the merit away, maybe that's why, I don't need any help from you, but you could have my ideas, since the Democrats don't seem interested. Come on Trump, 7 billion years ago, I got a good rule out of He, why not you? (because we don't want a King). No, really though I just want my baby solutions to have a good home.

 

[Loulit01]

Is it me?

 

[Demon]

Is it me?

It's not.

 

[Exquisitor]

Well, here's another:

So, Trump, have I been that bad? Have I strayed from my principles? Sex, drugs and rock and roll. No. Trump, I can tell you how to extend your dynasty and save yourself so much trouble. You wouldn’t think someone who was writing you here, would know that, but I do, a glory hound like yourself, a Kary Mullis. Have you ever seen him? He’s hilarious, delightful. Didn’t know you were following him did you? Anyway, digressed, your dynasty. Come on Trump don’t throw it to the Democrats, they have no array. You’ll just get swimming with boys, back to Wade and fighting the Russians with pistols. That is what most people think. And for you to take these issues off the table, well, transgender sports is not one of my ideas, would be so Saintly, because then no-one would have any reason to vote for you. No, if you put my measures on the table your renown as a diplomat would be secure.

 

[Rexedgar]

 

[Loulit01]

Well, here's another:

So, Trump, have I been that bad? Have I strayed from my principles? Sex, drugs and rock and roll. No. Trump, I can tell you how to extend your dynasty and save yourself so much trouble. You wouldn’t think someone who was writing you here, would know that, but I do, a glory hound like yourself, a Kary Mullis. Have you ever seen him? He’s hilarious, delightful. Didn’t know you were following him did you? Anyway, digressed, your dynasty. Come on Trump don’t throw it to the Democrats, they have no array. You’ll just get swimming with boys, back to Wade and fighting the Russians with pistols. That is what most people think. And for you to take these issues off the table, well, transgender sports is not one of my ideas, would be so Saintly, because then no-one would have any reason to vote for you. No, if you put my measures on the table your renown as a diplomat would be secure.

Reads like contemporary poetry. I never understood that either.

 

[Threegoofs]

Michigan legalized weed, I see.

 

[Exquisitor]

Michigan legalized weed, I see.

Better than laying on the couch moaning.

 

[Exquisitor]

Oh, here's the flick about Kary Mullis, "The Man Who Took LSD and Changed the World."

Take a look, he's so delightful, "Now I'm famous."