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Alastor said:Is your inspiration for your name Zebulon Pike by chance?
ncallaway said:I imagine a general simulation that doesn't need to take in every detail is probably easier to do.
It's like predicting that it's going to be cold in the winter, versus trying to pinpoint the temperature right now (assuming you don't have something to cheat with...like a thermometer).
Not saying they're right, just pointing out why they might well be able to predict the generic climate 20 years from now, without being able to be right about whether there's rain coming in...
Water, on the other hand is the opposite. Once it cool down to 4C, it starts to expand. Likewise, once it warms up to 4C, it starts to contract. It doesn't expand both ways.
Alastor said:In a controlled environment where you heat the water from say... 35 degrees F to 60 degrees F, so that the water is neither frozen nor evaporating, and no air gets trapped in it, it does indeed expand.
In nature, I'm not sure that's the case. In a vacuum however, that's still true, even for water.
Alastor said:Hey, Zeb!
Thanks for the links. I don't have time to peer into them just now, but I will.
Thank you for providing them.
Post #18Kelzie said:Where did you people take your chemistry classes?
Water is possible one of the strangest substances on earth. Most substanced contract as they cool down, and expand as they heat up because the more excited molecules take up more space.
Water, on the other hand is the opposite. Once it cool down to 4C, it starts to expand. Likewise, once it warms up to 4C, it starts to contract. It doesn't expand both ways.
teacher said:Water increases in volume as it heats. Because the valence shell gains electrons. Water also grows in volume as it freezes. The closely packed molecules attaining a crystalline structure. So....your both right.
Is this incorrect? High school. Chemistry, 11th grade. Organic chemistry, 12th grade. I remember stuff. So 4c is the turning point. I always wondered that. So that means water takes up the least volume at 4c, right?
And since your so damn smart: I was watching Jeopardy a while back and a contestant answered (in the form of a question, of course)that matter has three forms, gas, liquid, and solid. That would be wrong, wouldn't it? They credited him with a correct answer.
To which YOU answer:FiremanRyan said:just a question....if water expands as it freezes, wouldn't the melting of our polar caps, in theory, lower the sea level?
CanadianGuy said:No the water expands in heat. Search the partical model of matter it will help you out. :mrgreen:
teacher said:Water increases in volume as it heats. Because the valence shell gains electrons. Water also grows in volume as it freezes. The closely packed molecules attaining a crystalline structure. So....your both right.
Now many have addressed this water subject, to which I will now dub "The Great Water Debate". (I've named 6 now, 4 more and I'll have a top ten of sorts. So soon I'll be naming about anything). But you single poor ol me, teacher, of the massive brain out with:
CanadianGuy said:Oh ok but nothing was ever said about water freeze it had nothing ot do with the topic
So I guess what I'm asking is: You picking on me? Now I don't mind a bit. What's one more nemesis on this site for me. I kinda like it actually. Keeps me on my toes.
And since no one answered FiremanRyans' question:
Hey FiremanRyan.
Mr. Ryan, or can I call you Fireman,
The Artic ice sheet is indeed floating on water. Now as I'm sure you know, ice floating in water only has about 1/10 of its mass above water. So as the ice melts it most assuredly does take up less volume. But that is negated by the displacement of water by the 1/10 above water ice. See? Now the Antarctic ice sheet is up to three miles thick. But it sits atop land. Antarctica. So most of all the melting Antarctic ice sheet would indeed raise the sea level.
So now CanaidianGuy I think that this so-called "Great Water Debate" does fit in with YOUR threads name, "Global Warming and the Rise of the Sea Level."
Which again leads me to beg the question, "Are you picking on me"?
I keep telling everyone Vague has a CPU somewhere with all this stuff in memory which helps proves what I, teacher, of the massive brain, have in my memory, and like I said before, I remember stuff. The only other correct response on "The Great Water Debate" that I've seen is the young waif Kelzie, and SHE took me to school. Heads up boys, cute and smart.
Kelzie, move to the head of the class.
Class dismissed.
teacher said:CanadianGuy.
You started this thread. So I don't have to explain the premise.
FiremanRyan asks the question:
To which YOU answer:
After that is a bunch of posts on the water subject, and I throw my two cents in with:
Now many have addressed this water subject, to which I will now dub "The Great Water Debate". (I've named 6 now, 4 more and I'll have a top ten of sorts. So soon I'll be naming about anything). But you single poor ol me, teacher, of the massive brain out with:
So I guess what I'm asking is: You picking on me? Now I don't mind a bit. What's one more nemesis on this site for me. I kinda like it actually. Keeps me on my toes.
And since no one answered FiremanRyans' question:
Hey FiremanRyan.
Mr. Ryan, or can I call you Fireman,
The Artic ice sheet is indeed floating on water. Now as I'm sure you know, ice floating in water only has about 1/10 of its mass above water. So as the ice melts it most assuredly does take up less volume. But that is negated by the displacement of water by the 1/10 above water ice. See? Now the Antarctic ice sheet is up to three miles thick. But it sits atop land. Antarctica. So most of all the melting Antarctic ice sheet would indeed raise the sea level.
So now CanaidianGuy I think that this so-called "Great Water Debate" does fit in with YOUR threads name, "Global Warming and the Rise of the Sea Level."
Which again leads me to beg the question, "Are you picking on me"?
I keep telling everyone Vague has a CPU somewhere with all this stuff in memory which helps proves what I, teacher, of the massive brain, have in my memory, and like I said before, I remember stuff. The only other correct response on "The Great Water Debate" that I've seen is the young waif Kelzie, and SHE took me to school. Heads up boys, cute and smart.
Kelzie, move to the head of the class.
Class dismissed.
For the love of god teach, you're going to make me blush. And for the record, yeah, I suppose I might have missed you when you were "on vacation". Maybe. A little.
Water evaporates, becomes clouds, it rains, process repeats! Right On! Hey did you know they do the 7 day forcast with a 32 processor computer! No wonder why they don't know whats going to happen! The computers that produce the results ONLY choose randome scenarios, and for meterologists they just come on TV and tell everyone what they heard through the grapevine! I have visted one of my local TV studios, and was supprised of what i heard!Zebulon said:Global "warming" is a crock. :mrgreen:
Heat is energy. Putting more energy into a system as chaotic (in the mathematical sense) as our Earth's biosphere has UNKNOWN results. Scientists believe they can tell what the Earth's climate will be like 20 years from now, when they can't tell me if it's going to RAIN over the weekend with any sense of accuracy???
I can show all sorts of data that just as easily shows that Earth will cool down as warm up. Enviornmentalists are just fixated on the "warming" data, because it's been parroted like mantra for so long, that they choose to ignore the other possibilities.
I will freely admit that global "warming" will do SOMETHING. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so it'll have to go SOMEWHERE. Where is anyone's guess.
teacher said:The only other correct response on "The Great Water Debate" that I've seen is the young waif Kelzie, and SHE took me to school. Heads up boys, cute and smart.
Kelzie, move to the head of the class.
Class dismissed.
Actully that car would be consided totaled if it ran into a sign, not to mention an SUV were to hit it. By the way do you drive standard/manual shift? NICE SIGNATURE Arch Enemy! That is a cool Sig!Arch Enemy said:http://auto.sohu.com/piclib/toyota/toyota/prius/big/Toyota_Prius008.jpg
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Is all I can say.
That's my solution right there 60 miles to the Gallon! Beat that!
"BTW: People may be interested in knowing that the variation in the sun's energy output has far more impact on our climate than the tiny increases of various chemicals. Eg. doubling the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere has the effect (on our climate) as increasing the solar irradiance by 0.1% more or less... This is about what ACRIMM has measured for the solar fluctuations.
Greenhouse gases absorb and re-emit infrared radiation, which includes the wavelengths of radiation emitted by atmospheric gases and clouds and by the Earth's land and oceans.
Laboratory experiments with greenhouse gases and spectrally resolved studies of radiation absorption and transmission in the atmosphere indicate that a number of gases present in the atmosphere are capable of absorbing and emitting infrared radiation. The most important of these so-called greenhouse gases is water vapor. Other important natural greenhouse gases include carbon dioxide, ozone, methane, and nitrous oxide.
Atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxides, and chlorofluorocarbons - the greenhouse gases - have increased significantly above preindustrial levels, and the increase is due to anthropogenic activities.
Because of their infrared absorption, increased concentrations of greenhouse gases exert a global warming influence.
[/QUOTE]Well, if I take time to READ, like anyone else can, then you would be right. Dude, I gave you credit.Please note the "That I've seen part". Go back far and you'll see I give you credit. You both seem in the know.ncallaway said:Awww..teach..I'm hurt. My information appears to have been accurate...but no mention? Kelzie was indeed much more specific than I was...
Just working with what I can read here. You didn't say it so I did.So if your so damn smart why didn't you give us it to begin with. Seems to me between Kelzie and me we got the whole thing right. Thanks again Kelzie for the 4c part.Thank God we solved that bit about what water does. I mean, this is really breaking new ground!
[QUOTE]Excellent work everone. I doubt teacher, of the massive brain,
himself even could have come to this conclusion on his own (aww...who am I kidding, there's no problem teach can't get on his own).
I am left wondering why I even bother to hit spell check in a post that contains no actual meaning. Oh well...here goes nothing...
Alastor said:[Okay, so the randomness of the sun's rays are more potent than chemicals.
That'as what I said, in post # 20.
#20We also can't control the sun, but can control the chemicals in our environment.
This link from agu.org, seems to want to argue about a historical ice period, rather than our current one. Unless I'm missing something I don't get what this has to do with the modern phenomena of global warming
So your saying it's humans fault? Be specific.
Sun big. Much heat make. Ungowa.Can you point me to something I've overlooked or misunderstood or something? It's entirely possible I did, and it would be cool of you to hook me up.
This one which is also from Agu.org, seems to support that we're manipulating our own global warming. It states:
You haven't read this thread, have you. It's nice to say things, put it in your own word. Better yet, counter my points.....
I'm a little tea pot,And it goes on to state...
short and stout.And finally it says....
ItWell, then they would be dumb asses.sounds to me like this organization held a conference to figure out what they could come to a consensus on (since that's the point of the article). And they did! One of the issues they came to consensus on was that we are indeed responsible for global warming, by no small amount, and that the gases we produce in our chemicals is part of the problem.
I don't see how this is an argument against any of the popularly held beliefs about global warming. To the contrary, it seems to support those arguments.
Can you explain this to me?
Sorry, teach. Yea, I noticed you gave me credit back there. First of all, the entire thing was light hearted. That's most important.teacher said:That is some classic smack. Keep it up. Graduate to the basement. If it's sarcasm you need some work. If it's humor you need some help. How about we drop humor or hate for this thread and you explain to me what I was trying to tell you in simple words. let's talk science. I can. You got water semi-right. Lets go brainiac. This topic. Tell you what. You pick a scientific topic, give me about......oh ....5 seconds to prepare... and we will debate......any time....I got your massive brain.....and something else, hanging. Physics, chemistry, Biology, medicine, astronomy, you pick, then dance, come on smart guy, I can find a way around this Internet shi*t, can you. I wont hold my breath.
ncallaway said:Excellent work everyone. I doubt teacher, of the massive brain, himself even could have come to this conclusion on his own (aww...who am I kidding, there's no problem teach can't get on his own).
Alastor said:Zebulon,
Can you explain this to me?
teacher said:Alastor said:Okay, so the randomness of the sun's rays are more potent than chemicals.
That'as what I said, in post # 20.
teacher said:Alastor said:We also can't control the sun, but can control the chemicals in our environment.
#20
teacher said:Alastor said:This link from agu.org, seems to want to argue about a historical ice period, rather than our current one. Unless I'm missing something I don't get what this has to do with the modern phenomena of global warming.
So your saying it's humans fault? Be specific.
teacher said:Alastor said:Can you point me to something I've overlooked or misunderstood or something? It's entirely possible I did, and it would be cool of you to hook me up.
Sun big. Much heat make. Ungowa.
teacher said:Alastor said:This one which is also from Agu.org, seems to support that we're manipulating our own global warming. It states:
You haven't read this thread, have you. It's nice to say things, put it in your own word. Better yet, counter my points.....
teacher said:Alastor said:And it goes on to state...
I'm a little tea pot,
teacher said:Alastor said:It sounds to me like this organization held a conference to figure out what they could come to a consensus on (since that's the point of the article). And they did! One of the issues they came to consensus on was that we are indeed responsible for global warming, by no small amount, and that the gases we produce in our chemicals is part of the problem.
Well, then they would be dumb asses.
teacher said:Alastor said:I don't see how this is an argument against any of the popularly held beliefs about global warming. To the contrary, it seems to support those arguments.
Can you explain this to me?
Look at my posts, this thread. Oh look, I've got another 9/11 type chew toy. Run while you can.
Read further. You'll see them. It's in each and every one of those links I gave you.
And I never said that chemicals weren't having an effect. ANYTHING you do will have SOME type of effect. What MAGNITUDE of effect, and the OUTCOME of the effect in a chaotic system... that's anyone's guess, and anyone who can honestly claim to be able to not only compute that, but with an acceptable level of accuracy over time, deserves a Nobel prize.
Alastor said:Zebulon
K. Can't right now, but I will. I did notice that I missed the final article that you linked to in entirity, so I'll read that one. The others I read, but found nothing compelling or significantly pertinent in. If you feel I've missed something, please do let me know.
Okay, well with this phrasing of your point, I would accept your stance without any discussion needed. I find that to be very believable, and indeed likely. That's not how I took your statements originally, however.
ncallaway said:Sorry, teach. Yea, I noticed you gave me credit back there. First of all, the entire thing was light hearted. That's most important.
I figured this was the end of the thread wrap up. I'm not actually hurt.
The bit about breaking new ground was a poor attempt at a joke. To be fair, I posted at 11:21pm and I don't usually stay up that late, 'cause I have a class in the morning. I was tired, so it was indeed a poor attempt at humor. I'll do better next time.
I decided to put all that in there because I wanted to throw you a compliment ("there's no problem teach can't get on his own"). Mostly because in the few days I've been on this board, you're one of the people I've grown to respect (note: I'm not saying that because one of your monkeys showed up today and is forcing this entire post at knife point. And if any of you are reading this I don't need help. And I don't need it right now). I like you, so I gave you a compliment. Wrapped in a poorly worded, sarcastic looking sentence. I, again, choose the sleep deficit defense, as when I look at this (as well as the last thing), I can clearly see why you interpreted it as you did.
That last bit about spell-check came in after I moved my mouse to spell check. I realized how useless it is to spell check a post that wasn't contributing to debate, but merely being a jokeish thing.
Anyway, sorry you took it wrong, I can see how you took it wrong. I was up past my bedtime, I suppose.
Hey, I submitted a sub par Top ten recently. Sometimes I jump the gun as most everyone hates me here (my master plan is working) and so few have a sense-o-humor, that I assume wrongly. I'm sure if I go back and reread your post I bust a gut. Oh well. It's all good. Now Alastor, he's wound up tight. I don't think he liked my "I'm a little teapot" bit. DEFIANTLY gonna have to pick on him some more.
cnredd said:And where does the "bad part" come in?
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