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Jesus once told me that being crucified is a ****ty way to spend an Easter.
Jesus said:Not the other wrist...not the other wrist!!!!!!!
It depends on perspective and context. I am not a Christian. If someone says that Jesus speaks to them, I would want context. If they say that they hear Jesus' voice as clear as they hear a friend's voice, I would be concerned for their mental health.
Do you believe that your god could not speak to people thus, if he so chose? Or is it that you believe that neither he, nor any other god, would ever choose to do so?
Dont we all have an "inner voice"?
Believing that that is Jesus rather than God is quite absurd.
Believing it's God or Jesus is rather absurd.
It's you.
You can make it say whatever you want, including things that I presume God or Jesus would never get inside your head and say.
I love the fact that aps and Bones gave you thanks for this idiotic statement.People who think Jesus talks to them are bat**** insane. 'nuff said.
It's amazing how certain you are about everything religious? You'd better hope that you're correct, because if you're not...... :shock:Believing it's God or Jesus is rather absurd.
It's you.
You can make it say whatever you want, including things that I presume God or Jesus would never get inside your head and say.
Maybe the devil in her brain spoke to her.Imagine my surprise to find, after having not logged into DP for two months, that a thread I created almost a year ago is on the front page.
Way to necro a thread, 1069, lol.
Btw, almost one year later, my former roommate's little half-sister is just as nuts (or in touch with her savior, whichever you believe) as she was when I posted this.
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I talked with Jesus one day. He was my customer service rep at Dell. He not only fixed my pc problem, but explained the mysteries of the universe. And, I signed up to receive a set of Jesus steak knives by RONCO. They slice the holy hell out of just about anything.
Oh, and as a kid, I thought I was Jesus for the longest time. Everytime I would slam the screen door at home, my dad would yell out "Jesus Christ"!
This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
For example the ten commandments which should be central to everyones personal moral.
If I slam Democrats, I get a warning but if someone slams Christians they get.....nothing. Makes perfect sense.
This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
Four out of the ten are irrelevant unless you worship the Jewish god. The prohibition on "killing" or "murder"-- depending on translation-- is either so broadly-worded as to be useless or is a truism.
A man could do worse for his personal morals than Jewish law, but the Ten Commandments ain't much good without the rest of it.
This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
And you say that like there's something wrong with it. If there is one group on this planet who has EARNED a bit of slamming, it's Christianity.
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