I personally watched JFK enter your home and take them. I was going to stop him, but...you know how it is.
EDIT: You might also wonder why I was outside your house. That information is classified.
Did you check the ceiling fan? Thats where I usually find mine...
It could have been the underpants gnomes. They usually do it for the profit.
Step One: Underpants
Step Two: ?
Step Three: PROFIT!
Of course it was them, but who do you think they WORK for???
Step 2 is CLASSIFIED!!! Duh! :doh
Damn Blackwater for contracting those mercenaries!!
Those gnomes are some bad mother-****ers. You should see their wallets.
Do they have front pockets or back pockets...I forget.
Pocket Tees
Come to think of it...they don't have wallets...They have those coin bags. Those little tiny shriveled up coin bags.
Try 1069, she's been known for these types of shenanigans. :lol:
She is?!?!?!? I never would have figured she was an underpants gnome working for the government!
She is proud of her underwear stealing adventures, ask her.
The only reason I find viable is that the Government stole your shorts in order to obtain a DNA sample, and . . . and. . . oh, I think I've made myself sick.
I've been looking for them all morning. I last saw them while I was on the White House's website. I think they stole them.
I think you probably ate them.
Have you checked your freezer? You might have started putting them in it again.I tried that once, but they were far too salty for my tastes.
I tried that once, but they were far too salty for my tastes.
The GSA (Genital Support Agency) has deicided that your mushroom cap does not need support.
"...to each according to his needs."
You'll get used to the Obama brand of socialism. I promise.
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