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The Right Dishonourable Sir Keir Starmer's One in, One out policy appears to be a roaring success. It is far faster to cross the Chanel into England in a dinghy than to clear customs at Heathrow Airport. And the benefits do not end there. After clearing customs at Heathrow the dumb sucker still has to pay for his own Uber and hotel lodgings. The dinghy travel gets a free ride to a 5 Star Hotel, hotel expenses paid, and a daily stipend for cigarettes and scotch whiskey.
Today's invasion flotilla dwarfed the flotilla William the Conqueror set sail with to conquer Saxon England. It stood at 13 dinghies with 1072 on board. It was smooth sailing. Departure was smooth from France, there were no gendarmes to complicate departure.
Another thing. The Right Dishonourable Sir Keir Starmer's One in, One out deal appears to be a win win for France. Heads, France wins; tails, France wins. His Britannic Majesty gets the shaft whatever the outcome.
For example, assume the Dishonourable Keir Starmer manages to get today's 1072 VIP arrivals back to France; France gets to select and send back to England another 1072 VIPs! Supposedly the replacements are VIPs with more solid qualifications, like joining family members already VIPs in England. But today's dinghy VIPs can as equally have family members who are already guests of His Britannic Majesty. So, theoretically, a returnee can still qualify as a replacement. Either way France wins. A net of 1072 guests in France have been offloaded to England.
The whole thing is outrageous. A capital farce. A cruel joke on John Bull.
Methinks His Britannic Majesty is ill served by the Dishonourable Keir Starmer
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The Right Dishonourable Sir Keir Starmer's One in, One out policy appears to be a roaring success. It is far faster to cross the Chanel into England in a dinghy than to clear customs at Heathrow Airport. And the benefits do not end there. After clearing customs at Heathrow the dumb sucker still has to pay for his own Uber and hotel lodgings. The dinghy travel gets a free ride to a 5 Star Hotel, hotel expenses paid, and a daily stipend for cigarettes and scotch whiskey.
Today's invasion flotilla dwarfed the flotilla William the Conqueror set sail with to conquer Saxon England. It stood at 13 dinghies with 1072 on board. It was smooth sailing. Departure was smooth from France, there were no gendarmes to complicate departure.
Another thing. The Right Dishonourable Sir Keir Starmer's One in, One out deal appears to be a win win for France. Heads, France wins; tails, France wins. His Britannic Majesty gets the shaft whatever the outcome.
For example, assume the Dishonourable Keir Starmer manages to get today's 1072 VIP arrivals back to France; France gets to select and send back to England another 1072 VIPs! Supposedly the replacements are VIPs with more solid qualifications, like joining family members already VIPs in England. But today's dinghy VIPs can as equally have family members who are already guests of His Britannic Majesty. So, theoretically, a returnee can still qualify as a replacement. Either way France wins. A net of 1072 guests in France have been offloaded to England.
The whole thing is outrageous. A capital farce. A cruel joke on John Bull.
Methinks His Britannic Majesty is ill served by the Dishonourable Keir Starmer

More than 1,000 migrants arrive in small boats in one day - despite returns deal with France
The latest figures show 1,072 people made the journey in 13 boats - averaging more than 82 people per boat.
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