Conspiracy Theory, the Lighter Side: If Trump Wins/Loses

[PoliSciPulse]

I have no clue if this actually belongs here, but I'm not sure where this goes and these are not often talked about theories (mainly, because they're my own theories). So, I tried to create two hackneyed conspiracy theories that haven't been talked about. Goal is not to take this too seriously, but to have a good laugh at the theories I came up with because I know they're awful. Remember,r I have absolutely no proof that either of these will happen, which is why I am posting them here:

Have fun and make up your own outlandish theories

If Trump Wins, there will be five days he stays in office
* January 21st, he takes the oath of office
* January 22nd, he starts DoJ investigations into his enemies
* January 23rd, he pardons himself for all federal crimes
* January 24th, under pressure, the governors pardon him for his state crimes
* January 25th, he leaves office, leaving Vance to clean up the mess he started.

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If Trump loses:
* He flees to Russia to avoid prosecution
* While there, he becomes best friends and roommates with Edward Snowden
* Putin, wanting to retire, withdraws troops from Ukraine
* Putin makes Trump the President of Russia, making Trump the puppet he always wants to be while Putin becomes Prime Minister and rules from the shadows

 

[Aristaeus]

2nd one is completely insane and not going to happen in a million years.

The first one however, while unlikely, is not impossible. Similar thoughts have crossed my mind.

 

[Airyaman]

I have no clue if this actually belongs here, but I'm not sure where this goes and these are not often talked about theories (mainly, because they're my own theories). So, I tried to create two hackneyed conspiracy theories that haven't been talked about. Goal is not to take this too seriously, but to have a good laugh at the theories I came up with because I know they're awful. Remember,r I have absolutely no proof that either of these will happen, which is why I am posting them here:

Have fun and make up your own outlandish theories

If Trump Wins, there will be five days he stays in office
* January 21st, he takes the oath of office
* January 22nd, he starts DoJ investigations into his enemies
* January 23rd, he pardons himself for all federal crimes
* January 24th, under pressure, the governors pardon him for his state crimes
* January 25th, he leaves office, leaving Vance to clean up the mess he started.

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If Trump loses:
* He flees to Russia to avoid prosecution
* While there, he becomes best friends and roommates with Edward Snowden
* Putin, wanting to retire, withdraws troops from Ukraine
* Putin makes Trump the President of Russia, making Trump the puppet he always wants to be while Putin becomes Prime Minister and rules from the shadows

Nah. Trump needs to be in power to get the most of the grift. He will serve his four years if Vance doesn't use the 25th on him.

 

[PoliSciPulse]

Anyone got any humorous ones, like the 2nd one, to post? This was made in jest and I'm hoping others will join in the fun

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Trump wins, opens a McDonald's in the White House where he can practice shuffling fries into the sleeve the right way.

 

[relator]

I have no clue if this actually belongs here, but I'm not sure where this goes and these are not often talked about theories (mainly, because they're my own theories). So, I tried to create two hackneyed conspiracy theories that haven't been talked about. Goal is not to take this too seriously, but to have a good laugh at the theories I came up with because I know they're awful. Remember,r I have absolutely no proof that either of these will happen, which is why I am posting them here:

Have fun and make up your own outlandish theories

If Trump Wins, there will be five days he stays in office
* January 21st, he takes the oath of office
* January 22nd, he starts DoJ investigations into his enemies
* January 23rd, he pardons himself for all federal crimes
* January 24th, under pressure, the governors pardon him for his state crimes
* January 25th, he leaves office, leaving Vance to clean up the mess he started.

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If Trump loses:
* He flees to Russia to avoid prosecution
* While there, he becomes best friends and roommates with Edward Snowden
* Putin, wanting to retire, withdraws troops from Ukraine
* Putin makes Trump the President of Russia, making Trump the puppet he always wants to be while Putin becomes Prime Minister and rules from the shadows

You forget Putin and Trump could end up sharing romantic issues