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BREAKING: Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing

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I thought about putting this under media. Just the sort of story the media, especially Fox News, would jump on.
 


I thought about putting this under media. Just the sort of story the media, especially Fox News, would jump on.

Um...gallons?

The average volume of ejaculate (according to Google and their results) is 1.5 to 5 ml. Let's assume a median 3.25 ml.

1 gallon = 3785 ml
3785/3.25 = ~1165 ejaculations

Damn Musk have beat that thing to death to get gallons.
 
Um...gallons?

The average volume of ejaculate (according to Google and their results) is 1.5 to 5 ml. Let's assume a median 3.25 ml.

1 gallon = 3785 ml
3785/3.25 = ~1165 ejaculations

Damn Musk have beat that thing to death to get gallons.
And that’s just one fertility clinic in California. What’s going on in the rest of the country? Boggles the mind!😂🎉

It makes you wonder how he has time to do any actual work.
 
Gives The Onion a run for its money.
 
Gallons?
WTF?
Elon must have been beating that thing like it owed him rent money...😒
 
Um...gallons?

The average volume of ejaculate (according to Google and their results) is 1.5 to 5 ml. Let's assume a median 3.25 ml.

1 gallon = 3785 ml
3785/3.25 = ~1165 ejaculations

Damn Musk have beat that thing to death to get gallons.
That's what I get for believing rumours. Back in the day the rumour was that the band '10 CC' took their name from the volume of the average ejaculation.
Maybe they meant the whole band?
 
That's what I get for believing rumours. Back in the day the rumour was that the band '10 CC' took their name from the volume of the average ejaculation.
Maybe they meant the whole band?
Was Peter North a member of the band?
 
Elon be steaming lol.
 
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Is his claim of gallons from the same place he claims he's never been beaten at chess or that he's one of the top 5 gamers in the world?

Amazing what all that money can pay other people to do for you. :sick::sick::sick:
 

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