Chicago has the most devoted fans of any major sports market, IMO.
You speak the truth my good man.
Only when they are winning.
When the team is losing they don't come near.
See chicago blackhawks.
Obviously you've never heard of the Chicago Cubs. Sell out every game regardless of their record and despite the fact that they've choked every year for the past one hundred years? Yea, that's what I thought. Bears lose the Superbowl...seats fill up next year? Yea, that's what I thought. Chicago Bulls have a losing season? We still show up. Hockey is hockey. Nobody follows a losing hockey team unless they are die-hard hockey fans. That's just the way it is. Chicago is the best sports town. We do it harder than anyone else.
Fine, you can have hockey. We're still the bomb.
I like chicago, its like a clean NY with friendly people horrible pizza....
WHAT!? You did not just say that. Is this a joke? Are you trying to offend me?
No wait, there was that one NY style place near all the bars somewhere that was not bad.
That chicago deep dish stuff though, man its like a girly casserole.
Our delicious cuisine is wasted on your loutish palate. Be gone from me, drooling simpleton.
yeah its like a salad with some cheese on a loaf of pie bread.. what is that?
Man, I don't know where you ate but that ain't deep dish fella. What was the pizza place and what did you order, you lout?
Disclaimer: Until you realize that Chicago deep dish is the best shiznit ever you will be refered to as a lout, or something thereabouts.
Bruins won't stay there.
Gee, you guys are talking about pizza when we should be talking about lobster and baked beans.
Who would have thunk in the middle of November that the Pats would be the Boston-area team with the worst record?
Nah we are talking about chicago marinara and cheese quiche pie.
No-no, the Reverend is just confused, you see if he had actually eaten some real Chicago-style deep dish pizza he would be gushing over its exquisite splendor. It seems what really happened is this loutish tourist must have gotten lost in the urban jungle (no wonder he failed land-nav) and after a few days of wandering the streets of the southside he became so hungry that his only option was to sift through the first dumpster he happened upon, where he was forced to consume the remnants of a baby's diaper.
Incidentally, the baby was suffering from a severe case of parasites and diarrhea, hence the undigested lettuce and cheesey discharge. Having clearly mistaken this diarrheal cornucopia for real food the Reverend forsook the cruel city of Chicago while he brazenly shook his soiled hand at the sky and vowed to do her a diservice by spreading falsities and lies far and wide. Little did the Reverend know that the Dan-Ryan expressway was two blocks west of his position but you must remember how hungry he was at the time. Oh, poor, poor Reverend! Chicago loves thee still! Come back to us and partake of our deep-dish pizza. Bask in its resplendence until your fecal feast fades from thy sullied memory!
Now now, Rev. we cannot have this loutish talk about our pizza. Next thing you know you'll be saying that we should put Ketchup on a hotdog.
No, no, no! The well developped palate rebels against such monstrous claims.
Play around with your wimpy cardboard-based girly-pizza which is only one baby-step away from being California-style. We'll relax with the manly meal of a pizza.
As the inventors of American Pizza we laugh at you chicago....
Tell me the secret location of the good "deep dish".....
I have found "john's roast pork" in philly for cheesesteaks, gino's and pat's is disgusting, so I am open to marinara pie being edible. the places I went though were not them....
And it still aint real pizza. :lol:
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