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Big Balls Beatdown

Allan

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The DOGE staffer known as "Big Balls" was injured during an attempted car jacking in DC. First of all I hope he recovers. The photos, which I won't post here, show he took some hard hits to the face.

Trump's response is typically Trumpian. He's posted about this on Truth Social (in between bragging about his club championship wins) with a threat to take over DC.

The thought of utilizing best practices to reduce crime hasn't occurred to him.

President Donald Trump threatened Tuesday to have the federal government take control of Washington, D.C., after an assault on a well-known original staffer for the Department of Government Efficiency in the nation's capital over the weekend.

Edward Coristine, also known by his online name, “Big Balls,” and a woman characterized in a police report as his significant other were the victims of an unarmed attempted carjacking early Sunday.

 
The DOGE staffer known as "Big Balls" was injured during an attempted car jacking in DC. First of all I hope he recovers. The photos, which I won't post here, show he took some hard hits to the face.

Trump's response is typically Trumpian. He's posted about this on Truth Social (in between bragging about his club championship wins) with a threat to take over DC.

The thought of utilizing best practices to reduce crime hasn't occurred to him.



Simpletons will often offer up ill conceived ideas.
 
Musk claimed one of his DOGE dorks was attacked "saving a woman" from 13 guys or whatever. I guess this is what he was lying bout? LOL
That was (très surpris) inaccurate and the media ran with it for a bit.

Big Balls and his girlfriend were both victims of the attempted crime.

Funny that Elmo and Trump don't get this worked up when a Black DC resident is a crime victim.
 
Looking at the police report Musk was lying. Again.
You knew he was lying from the jump because a) it's musk, b) the story was such a "trust me bro" thing. Musk thinks people are this stupid though. He mistakes the sycophants who suck off him as believing everyone is like that.
 
The DOGE staffer known as "Big Balls" was injured during an attempted car jacking in DC. First of all I hope he recovers. The photos, which I won't post here, show he took some hard hits to the face.

Trump's response is typically Trumpian. He's posted about this on Truth Social (in between bragging about his club championship wins) with a threat to take over DC.

The thought of utilizing best practices to reduce crime hasn't occurred to him.



Can't wait to hear the real story.
 
You know those times when crime is bad but you have trouble feeling sorry for a specific victim?

At any rate to his credit, despite his obnoxious teenager's nickname, the kid did apparently get his girlfriend into the car before confronting the attackers.
 
You knew he was lying from the jump because a) it's musk, b) the story was such a "trust me bro" thing. Musk thinks people are this stupid though. He mistakes the sycophants who suck off him as believing everyone is like that.
But is he wrong about their level of stupidity?
 
Musk claimed one of his DOGE dorks was attacked "saving a woman" from 13 guys or whatever. I guess this is what he was lying bout? LOL
Guess you didn’t bother to read the article.

“The [police] report added that police officers saw about 10 “juveniles” surrounding the car and assaulting Coristine, which prompted the officers to get out of their vehicle and all but two of the juveniles, whom police arrested, to flee.
 
Guess you didn’t bother to read the article.

“The [police] report added that police officers saw about 10 “juveniles” surrounding the car and assaulting Coristine, which prompted the officers to get out of their vehicle and all but two of the juveniles, whom police arrested, to flee.
Yeah, Musk made it like scrotus jr waged a 300-esque battle. little bitch simply got carjacked.
 
Guess you didn’t bother to read the article.

“The [police] report added that police officers saw about 10 “juveniles” surrounding the car and assaulting Coristine, which prompted the officers to get out of their vehicle and all but two of the juveniles, whom police arrested, to flee.

54% of these kinds of reports turn out to be fraud.
 
Looking at the police report Musk was lying. Again.
This police report?

“The [police] report added that police officers saw about 10 “juveniles” surrounding the car and assaulting Coristine, which prompted the officers to get out of their vehicle and all but two of the juveniles, whom police arrested, to flee.”
 
Yeah, Musk made it like scrotus jr waged a 300-esque battle. little bitch simply got carjacked.
10+ assailants is not a “simple” carjacking. But keep lying. It is a good look.
 
DC crime is out of control. I imagine Trump will add some federal officers
 
The DOGE staffer known as "Big Balls" was injured during an attempted car jacking in DC. First of all I hope he recovers. The photos, which I won't post here, show he took some hard hits to the face.

Trump's response is typically Trumpian. He's posted about this on Truth Social (in between bragging about his club championship wins) with a threat to take over DC.

The thought of utilizing best practices to reduce crime hasn't occurred to him.





So....."Big Balls" got beat up by kids?

LOL. Thats pretty funny! 😂(y)
 
10+ assailants is not a “simple” carjacking. But keep lying. It is a good look.
Sorry, I"m not super invested in Elon Musk or his Teen Nazi Tech Bro drones. I'd give each of those assailants a pardon if they're convicted.
 
DC crime is out of control. I imagine Trump will add some federal officers
No, it isn't. It's at an all time low. But the point of hyperventilating about incidental ike this is so he has an excuse to use troops. That 30% of the country is rooting it on should be remembered by the rest of us.
 
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