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There's been a murder in the Basement!
After weeks of rumors that the Mafia was coming to DebatePolitics, beloved Dungeon Master spud_meister was found dead on the Basement floor in a pool of his own blood, the sickening stench of garlic and parmesan cheese filling the air. In his dying moments, he managed to scrawl out the word "MAFIA" in his own toxic Australian blood. A posse of Basement regulars has formed, vowing to bring his killers to justice!
My poor Spuddy.
Your Star was with me, filming our lastest installment of lesbian porn.
REALLY?
Did you notice the whereabouts of any other members in your vicinity, hmm??
Anything out of the ordinary?
We should search Spud's body for crumbs of spiced dog meat.
I was a little too focused on the task at hand...so to speak...to focus on the locations of anybody else.
Do you have any proof to prove your alibi?
For all the townsfolk out there, you can rest assured I am not a Mafia member. If you know me, you'd know that I'm not known for lying on DP.
If you are a Townsfolk, if it's alright with the rules, state your supposed role.
What is your role in our humble town, Tessa?
I was a little too focused on the task at hand...so to speak...to focus on the locations of anybody else.
Now lets get to the most important thing in this community right now. LYNCHING WAKE. Then getting those mobsters.
I suspect Danarrhea.
Your Star, where were you at the time of the murder?
I figured it out.
It was wake, with the candle stick holder, in the basement.
****'s easy.
Seriously, I think Wake is straight up Mafioso. He's wearing a pinstriped three piece suit with a red rose on his lapel and a big gawdy ring with a "W" on it.
I think that's all the proof anyone needs, right?
My, your WHOLE hand? Your Star certainly is talented.
Now lets get to the most important thing in this community right now. LYNCHING WAKE. Then getting those mobsters.
But then if you're a Town member that you'd be placed at a disadvantage, correct?
If you're a Town member, feel free to ask me any questions. If you want to stop the Mafia, lynching me will not help you.
For the sake of winning, will you put aside your differences?
I was with Tess bent over a rail oozing lube, she's a rough one.
The question I would ask is why Wake is so eager to prove he's not mafia. Seems someone doth protest too much.
Seems someone doth protest too much.
As for wake... we may have to take our pitchforks and shovels and do what we have to do... as messily as possible.
He says with an italian accent and an over-bearing hand gesture.
I was with Tess bent over a rail oozing lube, she's a rough one.
The question I would ask is why Wake is so eager to prove he's not mafia. Seems someone doth protest too much.
I would beat your pony ass with a coy fish. :mrgreen:
(1)This game is infuriating on the first day. How on earth am I really supposed to make an educated guess on who the Mafia is? (2) Besides the fact that wake has a trunk full of illegal guns from the soviets and a feather sticking out of his hat, I have no idea who is Mafia...
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