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Alien mothership prepares to invade New Jeresey

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Pentagon Responds to Unidentified Drones Flying Over New Jersey

The Space Lizards have launched their drone fleet over New Jeresey. Invasion is imminent. Our very own DP member @Exquisitor may very well be on the mothership. One can only assume they are in league with no one else than theat old Jeresey Devil. They might be backed by Jewish Space Lasers, and no one seem to be doing anything about them. There is only one solution to this imminent alien danger. Good guys with guns needs to flock to New Jeresey and fire blindly into the sky until every damn alien is shot dead.

Are fake aliens flying over New Jersey to ‘steal Trump’s swagger?’ One MAGA podcaster is worried

But it's worse, the devious plan of these space invaders might very well be to undermine the coronation of America's first Emperor: Donald Trump!
 
Republicans are saying this is Iran, which actually compliments the Jewish space laser theory in a roundabout way.
 
I don't understand why this situation calls for levity. Why wouldn't anyone living in that area not be concerned? Why shouldn't it be investigated thoroughly to find out who is behind it.
 
Republicans are saying this is Iran, which actually compliments the Jewish space laser theory in a roundabout way.
I heard one person (not sure of this politics) make this suggestion. It didn't catch on.
 

Pentagon Responds to Unidentified Drones Flying Over New Jersey

The Space Lizards have launched their drone fleet over New Jeresey. Invasion is imminent. Our very own DP member @Exquisitor may very well be on the mothership. One can only assume they are in league with no one else than theat old Jeresey Devil. They might be backed by Jewish Space Lasers, and no one seem to be doing anything about them. There is only one solution to this imminent alien danger. Good guys with guns needs to flock to New Jeresey and fire blindly into the sky until every damn alien is shot dead.

Are fake aliens flying over New Jersey to ‘steal Trump’s swagger?’ One MAGA podcaster is worried

But it's worse, the devious plan of these space invaders might very well be to undermine the coronation of America's first Emperor: Donald Trump!
Probably not my reptiles, our reptiles.

They're still stuck on a backward planet like ours, don't tell them we have an orbiting station and Moon.

They'd all start jumping up and down in jealousy.

Somebody would have to give them time dilation.

Hey, we get to see one of them.



Alexander in dismay of his rope.
 
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I don't understand why this situation calls for levity.
Every situation can use a little humor. Perhaps try it one day.
Why wouldn't anyone living in that area not be concerned?
I live here. I have no control over drones flying around in the sky. Since I have no control over the situation, I don't stress over the situation.
Why shouldn't it be investigated thoroughly to find out who is behind it.
They are. From the local resources up to the FBI. When someone has an answer and deems the general population of needing to know it, then the general population will be told. In the mean time, we can make jokes and laugh because there's nothing else to be done.
 
“Legal Manned aircraft”

Mystery solved!

Well, that would explain why they are lit up like Christmas trees.

If I was going to be trying to do some sneaky stuff with drones....they wouldn't be covered in lights.
 
Well, that would explain why they are lit up like Christmas trees.

If I was going to be trying to do some sneaky stuff with drones....they wouldn't be covered in lights.
I would have them lit up. With advertising logos stenciled on the sides.
 
I would have them lit up. With advertising logos stenciled on the sides.
We already do that here...on the beaches in the summer. Planes fly up and down the beaches dragging gigantic advertising banners through the air and boats go up and down the coast with billboards on the side of them

Maybe we have drones that are practicing to get in on the game LOL.
 
People have a short memory. After 9/11 they had homeland security helicopters flying around carry sensors. This is just the updated version of that.
 
I don't understand why this situation calls for levity. Why wouldn't anyone living in that area not be concerned? Why shouldn't it be investigated thoroughly to find out who is behind it.
I agree there should be concern, and I will bet the government knows a hell of a lot more than they will speak about. It wouldn't surprise me if it is our own government flying those drones.
 
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According to this random British person Pentagon has confirmed they are space alien lizards from the fifth dimension. Because he is a random person on the Internet he must be right and this is definitely true.
 
Maybe some experts can fill me in? Is New Jeresey still around?
 
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