A Debate Politics Political Roundtable

[danarhea]

Moderator: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first annual Debate Politics Political Roundtable discussion. We hope that tonight's discussion will be entertaining and informative.

Question number one - What do you think about the cafeteria in Congress serving freedom fries instead of french fries?

Bhkad: This is not about freedom fries, nor is it about french fries. The issue here is that Americans are going to be forced to eat falafel day after day if the Islamofascists get their way. I can't stand their food, but I see it coming. It is hiding in my garage, ready to spring into my mouth and convert me to Islam at the first opportunity. I see it lurking in the water cooler at work, following me as I wait for my bus, and using radio waves to try and penetrate my mind as I adjust my tin foil hat to no avail and it is getting closer and closer and.... AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: OK, then. We will move on to our next question. Now that President Bush has acknowledged the problem of global warming, and seems prepared to take steps to combat the problem, while reducing our dependence of foreign oil, why is the anti-global warming faction so silent?

26XWorldChamps: Bush has stolen the issue from Al Gore, just like he stole the presidency from him in 2000, with a Supreme Court he bought and paid for. Gore is fighting to keep the credit for this issue, but Bush just keeps usurping what belongs to Gore, and if Gore keeps pushing for what is his, Bush is going to bring the Supremes back, and meanwhile he has the FBI, CIA, and everyone else following Gore everyplace he goes, and now they are following me. I can see them because I have eyes in the back of my head. They keep using their radio transmitters to try and read my mind, and although I keep resisting, they are getting closer and closer and... AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: OK. The next question is about Mexican food. Which do you prefer? Enchiladas or chimichangas?

Sgt. Rock: Why is this question about Mexican food, and not about American food? No doubt, it is because Mexicans have infiltrated this debate, and this is part of a conspiracy to make Debate Politics a Mexican only forum. Mexicans kill babies, Mexicans rape our pets, Mexicans stole my panties, and now Mexicans are taking over America. They have infiltrated us, and are now in command of our government, and using the CIA and FBI to spy on everyone who is not Mexican, looking to see whose minds they can take over, but they won't take mine. No way, no way in hell. If they do I will give myself a lobotomy with a set of pruning shears. They will never get me. NOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOO. AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: Now for a little real politics to liven up the evening. Will you be voting Democrat or Republican in 2008?

Navy Pride: Thank you, my left wing friend for letting me speak. Well, I cannot vote for my left wing friends, the Democrats, and I cannot vote for my left wing friends, the Republicans. My left wing Libertarian friends I cannot vote for either. Hell, even my good left wing friend, Atilla the Hun, I could never vote for. I see Communists as left wing friends. I see fascists as left wing friends. I see left wing in the United States. I see left wing in England. I see left wing in Argentina. I see left wing in Germany. Damn, I see left wing when I look out the right hand window of an airplane. Holy crap, I see left wings all over the place. They are in my house. They are under my bed. Left wings upon left wings upon left wings upon....... AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: OK. How is the debate going so far. Has it been informative up to this point?

DanaRhea: Hell yea, pass me some more popcorn, and another beer. Shiner Bock, if you please.

 

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Navy Pride: Thank you, my left wing friend for letting me speak. Well, I cannot vote for my left wing friends, the Democrats, and I cannot vote for my left wing friends, the Republicans. My left wing Libertarian friends I cannot vote for either. Hell, even my good left wing friend, Atilla the Hun, I could never vote for. I see Communists as left wing friends. I see fascists as left wing friends. I see left wing in the United States. I see left wing in England. I see left wing in Argentina. I see left wing in Germany. Damn, I see left wing when I look out the right hand window of an airplane. Holy crap, I see left wings all over the place. They are in my house. They are under my bed. Left wings upon left wings upon left wings upon....... AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

:lamo :2rofll:

Do Doughgirl! Please, please, do Doughgirl?

 

[Cold Highway]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

:lamo :2rofll:

Do Doughgirl! Please, please, do Doughgirl?

No do Baron I need my daily does of annoying bible quotes.

 

[americanwoman]

:rofl spot on! I wanna see some cherokee up in here. :lol:

 

[Lerxst]

This is hillarious!

Do Voidwar!

 

[Cold Highway]

No do the "good" reverend. Come on danhrea I know you can speak in third person if you tried.

 

[bub]

This is great Danarhea! :funny

 

[danarhea]

The roundtable discussion continues:

Moderator: Has President Bush been too weak on the Iraq issue, too strong, or just right?

Doughgirl: I'll take that question. Bush has been just right. He rules with a rod of iron, and right now, I am imagining that rod of iron pitching a tent in his pants. As I see it rise, I get so horny. I want him to use the same kind of sex toys on me that we use on Iraqis at Abu Ghraib. Then, when I am groveling on the floor in front of him, he picks me up by the hair, and throws me into bed, leaps on top of me, and I can feel that rod of iron....... Wait, just a minute, Bushie baby. This is not mission accomplished. There is a huge insurgency between my legs, and I need you to conquer it. Please don't roll over and go to sleep. Me so horny. PLEASE. PLEASE. AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: Alrighty. Very spirited answer, and now, on to our next question. Are gays just as moral as straights?

The Baron: God hates gays, God hates lesbians, and hates everybody who does not do it in the missionary position. And it better not be more than once every 7 years, or God's wrath will destroy the earth. From Levitucus - "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death". You see, that proves my point because the word of God is infallible. And if I ever see that homosexual Larry Craig, I will walk right up to him, and tell him straight to his face, these immortal words from the book of Psalms - "Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me". Huh? What made me say that? Damn those homosexuals, they are putting words in my mouth, but isn't what I said from the Bible, the only book I have ever read, and will ever read? Damn. That is proof that gays are taking over the Bible, changing God's word to gay words. Worse than that, they are going to decorate the Bible with AAAAWWWFUL purple covers. How do I feel? Betrayed, that is how If feel. Sigh - How do I know that? It's my woman's intuition that tells me. Woman's intuition? Holy incantation, beelzebub, and Armageddon. I am really a woman. I have been a lesbian all my life, but I like it. I like it. I...... AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: OK, then. Back to Iraq. Was this the right war to fight, when Afghanistan has still not been pacified, and bin Laden is still running around free?

Cherokee: Bad question, so I will give a bad, oops, I mean good answer. Saddam Hussein was bin Laden's right hand man in 911, he had enough nukes to destroy the world, and maybe even Mars too, and he was getting set to launch billions of model airplanes, which would cross the Atlantic ocean and wage jihad on the United States for all eternity. I heard it first hand from Rush Limbaugh, so screw the facts. Ouch, what was that? Just a fact, slapping me on the a$$. No big deal, FOX News is always right. I will just ignore... OWCH, that hurt. Another fact. I will just laugh it off and... HOLY CRAP, that smarts. Ouch, ouch, ouch OWWW, YIPE, &$@%$#%. bin Laden and the Liberals shot JFK - OUCHIES. Hugo Chavez is the leader of the Iraqi insurgency - Yeeeoowwww. Franklin Roosevelt made love to Josef Stalin. EEEEK. Nancy Pelosi is a spy for Iran - OOOOHHHHHCH. Ron Paul reads the Quran - DAMN, OWCH, and DOUBLE OUCH.......AAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: Whew. Next question. Is the president becoming too powerful at the expense of the other 2 branches of government?

Voidwar: As I explained in THIS THREAD, there are more than 3 branches of government. Let me elaborate. There is the Executive branch, the Legislative branch, the Judiciary branch, and then we have the Private person branch, and the Cop branch, which at this time, is overreaching and usurping the power of the Person branch. We also have the Protester branch, the FBI branch and CIA branch that watch over the Protester branch, the military branch, which consist of the Army branch, the Navy branch, the Air Force Branch, and the Marine Branch, the Iraq branch (this one is relatively new), the Christian branch, Jewish branch, and Muslim branch, and a whole lot of other branches of government too numerous to name. So how do we have separation of powers? I like to think that this mix of powers can be likened to a tree, and if I am sitting in that tree, I can look out and see...... Hey, I can't see anything. All these damn branches I believe in are in the way. But we can't chop down the tree, can we? I mean, if we did, we would then have complete anarchy. But if we don't chop it down, we can't see what our government is doing, can we? But if the government wants to be smaller, as a lot of people are saying, then they are going to have to chop down the tree to make the government smaller. And I am in the goddam tree.....AAAIIIIEEEEEE.

Moderator: Interesting point you just brought up. Does anyone care to discuss it or elaborate?

** The sound of crickets chirping **

Moderator: OK, the good moderator has a question pertaining to the spirit world. The good moderator would like to ask if people believe in it (NOTE: the good moderator is going to give you 3 guesses as to who is about to take this question).

Reverend_Hellh0und: Never fear, the good Reverend is here. The spirit world is nothing but superstition handed down from one ignorant generation to another ignorant generation. The good Reverend believes in real things that the good Reverend can see, touch, smell, and even have sex with, if the good Reverend feels the urge. Those who believe in spirits have no sense of who they really are, and have lost all confidence in themselves. If people can't be themselves, and have to believe in disembodied spirits just to get through life, then they should just curl up and die right this very minute.

Moderator: OK. The good moderator says to the good disembodied voice, who in the hell is the good Reverend?

Reverend_Hellh0und: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

A disembodied voice: And there you have it, folks. The first annual Debate Politics Political roundtable. I hope you found it entertaining and enlightening.

DanaRhea: <beeelllllchhhh> More damn beer please.

 

[Lerxst]

Holy **** D...that was just a hoot! I wish teach hadn't made off with the damn thanks button.

Good times.....

 

[Cold Highway]

ROFL Danhrea your mind is truly gold.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by danarhea
Cherokee: Bad question, so I will give a bad, oops, I mean good answer. Saddam Hussein was bin Laden's right hand man in 911, he had enough nukes to destroy the world, and maybe even Mars too, and he was getting set to launch billions of model airplanes, which would cross the Atlantic ocean and wage jihad on the United States for all eternity. I heard it first hand from Rush Limbaugh, so screw the facts. Ouch, what was that? Just a fact, slapping me on the a$$. No big deal, FOX News is always right. I will just ignore... OWCH, that hurt. Another fact. I will just laugh it off and... HOLY CRAP, that smarts. Ouch, ouch, ouch OWWW, YIPE, &$@%$#%. bin Laden and the Liberals shot JFK - OUCHIES. Hugo Chavez is the leader of the Iraqi insurgency - Yeeeoowwww. Franklin Roosevelt made love to Josef Stalin. EEEEK. Nancy Pelosi is a spy for Iran - OOOOHHHHHCH. Ron Paul reads the Quran - DAMN, OWCH, and DOUBLE OUCH.......AAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

You forgot the "fookin' joos!"

No matter what question you ask Cherokee on any subject, he always ends it with, "...those fookin' joos!"




Hey Dan,

How 'bout an ode to your former BFF, cnredd?

 

[danarhea]

You forgot the "fookin' joos!"

No matter what question you ask Cherokee on any subject, he always ends it with, "...those fookin' joos!"




Hey Dan,

How 'bout an ode to your former BFF, cnredd?

DanaRhea: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[WI Crippler]

Good stuff, but you grossly misrepresented yourself dana..

Moderator: OK. How is the debate going so far. Has it been informative up to this point?

DanaRhea: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I have been scanning the web trying to find any and every republican scandal I can so I can post it in "Breaking News" on DP. I've been pretty busy lately, so forgive me if I seem like I am not paying attention......

 

[Doremus Jessup]

Good stuff, but you grossly misrepresented yourself dana..

:lol: Bong!

 

[Bodi]

Well Done danarhea

 

[danarhea]

With all the whacked up $hit bhkad is spouting upstairs about impending jidad, and Iraqi men in pink tights turning him on, I cannot let this thread curl up and die. People GOT to see bhkads answer in the first post, and remember it. Oops, forgot. They already remember it, and most of them did not even read this thread. :rofl

I am topping this. :mrgreen:

 

[Thorgasm]

With all the whacked up $hit bhkad is spouting upstairs about impending jidad, and Iraqi men in pink tights turning him on, I cannot let this thread curl up and die. People GOT to see bhkads answer in the first post, and remember it. Oops, forgot. They already remember it, and most of them did not even read this thread. :rofl

I am topping this. :mrgreen:

It's about time! DAMN! :mrgreen:

 

[Cold Highway]

With all the whacked up $hit bhkad is spouting upstairs about impending jidad, and Iraqi men in pink tights turning him on, I cannot let this thread curl up and die. People GOT to see bhkads answer in the first post, and remember it. Oops, forgot. They already remember it, and most of them did not even read this thread. :rofl

I am topping this. :mrgreen:

Dirka dirka JIHAD!!!!!

 

[Joby]

Holy **** D...that was just a hoot! I wish teach hadn't made off with the damn thanks button.

Good times.....

I second that.

great stuff, i can't tell what impersonation i enjoyed the most.

Oh yeah, 1000th Post! :mrgreen:

 

[Thorgasm]

With all the whacked up $hit bhkad is spouting upstairs about impending jidad, and Iraqi men in pink tights turning him on, I cannot let this thread curl up and die. People GOT to see bhkads answer in the first post, and remember it. Oops, forgot. They already remember it, and most of them did not even read this thread. :rofl

I am topping this. :mrgreen:

What are you waiting for?

 

[cherokee]

Moderator: OK, then. Back to Iraq. Was this the right war to fight, when Afghanistan has still not been pacified, and bin Laden is still running around free?

Cherokee: Bad question, so I will give a bad, oops, I mean good answer. Saddam Hussein was bin Laden's right hand man in 911, he had enough nukes to destroy the world, and maybe even Mars too, and he was getting set to launch billions of model airplanes, which would cross the Atlantic ocean and wage jihad on the United States for all eternity. I heard it first hand from Rush Limbaugh, so screw the facts. Ouch, what was that? Just a fact, slapping me on the a$$. No big deal, FOX News is always right. I will just ignore... OWCH, that hurt. Another fact. I will just laugh it off and... HOLY CRAP, that smarts. Ouch, ouch, ouch OWWW, YIPE, &$@%$#%. bin Laden and the Liberals shot JFK - OUCHIES. Hugo Chavez is the leader of the Iraqi insurgency - Yeeeoowwww. Franklin Roosevelt made love to Josef Stalin. EEEEK. Nancy Pelosi is a spy for Iran - OOOOHHHHHCH. Ron Paul reads the Quran - DAMN, OWCH, and DOUBLE OUCH.......AAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Wow Danhole you really suck.
Never will you find a post where I claimed Saddam was behind 911 nor will you find a post where I believe the Iraq war was a great idea.
You will find posts where I wanted a total invasion of Afghanistan killing any and all who supported AQ and the taliban.
You will find posts where I have stated after the fact the war in Iraq was started it should be carried out with an iron fist. Unlike your stupid fucking ideas of a war with not deaths.
Besides Its what these rejects seem to respond to the best.
You try to paint me as a Right-winger but the closet evidence you have are statement’s where I’ve said BOTH parties Suck!
Maybe you missed the huge fucking clue in my profile that says I’m an independent?
Maybe you’ve also missed posts where I’ve said Fox News is nothing more the retards with cameras.
Anyway you rank right next to volker as being the two dumbest motherfuckers on the board.

 

[danarhea]

Wow Danhole you really suck.
Never will you find a post where I claimed Saddam was behind 911 nor will you find a post where I believe the Iraq war was a great idea.
You will find posts where I wanted a total invasion of Afghanistan killing any and all who supported AQ and the taliban.
You will find posts where I have stated after the fact the war in Iraq was started it should be carried out with an iron fist. Unlike your stupid fucking ideas of a war with not deaths.
Besides Its what these rejects seem to respond to the best.
You try to paint me as a Right-winger but the closet evidence you have are statement’s where I’ve said BOTH parties Suck!
Maybe you missed the huge fucking clue in my profile that says I’m an independent?
Maybe you’ve also missed posts where I’ve said Fox News is nothing more the retards with cameras.
Anyway you rank right next to volker as being the two dumbest motherfuckers on the board.

The DP Political Roundtable continues:

Moderator: OK, can someone please define the term "angry white man"?

Cherokee: Never will you find any evidence of me being angry. You really suck for suggesting that angry white men exist. Maybe you missed the huge fucking clue in my profile that says I am a Martian, so how can I be an angry white man, huh? You rank right next to volker as being the two dumbest motherfuckers on the board, but you don't have me beat. I am the dumbest motherfucker on all of Mars. You ever see the movie War of the Worlds? That whole movie is bull$hit. Us dumba$$ Martian motherfuckers ain't got the brains to invade our own two moons, let alone the Earth. And the rest of my race have me beat by miles, dickwad. You might think there is nothing on Mars, but you are really seeing what's between my ears when you point your telescopes that way. Barren, really fucking barren. So how dare you don't recognize me for the dumb motherfucker I am. I demand satisfaction, you fucking sonofabitch. Gimme credit for being the dumb motherfucker I am, or I will spend the rest of my life looking for you, so I can kill you, that is, if I can ever figure out how to kill somebody. I AM the dumbest motherfucker in this world, on Mars, and even in my padded cell. Got it, motherfucker?

Moderator: You sound a little angry.

Cherokee: AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Moderator: OK, folks, was this enlightening or what?

DanaRhea: <burp> Another motherfucking beer please. Damn, he sounds a little angry.

Cherokee: AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!