6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?' (1 Viewer)

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Rest easy cat owners. This in-depth scientific study says no!

6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'

A question no one knew they needed answered.

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Kaeden Henry, a sixth grader living in Florida, bravely pondered a question few (if any one) has been brave enough to ask: do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?

The curious sixth grader is homeschooled and well-versed in the scientific method thanks to her mother's PhD in animal behavior with a concentration in feline behavior. And, since they own cats, the science experiment was pretty straightforward (and directly impactful).

To complete the experiment, Henry and his mom, Kerry Hyde, bought non-toxic lipstick and applied it to each of their cat's anuses.

Things you didn't know you needed to know, but should be relieved by the findings.

 

[Allan]

That's a question I never considered. I'm glad that someone studied this. Are there diagrams?

 

[Mr Person]

"To complete the experiment, Henry and his mom, Kerry Hyde, bought non-toxic lipstick and applied it to each of their cat's anuses. Then, the cats were given commands."

And how much protective armor were they wearing when they did this?

 

[trouble13]

Rest easy cat owners. This in-depth scientific study says no!

6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'

A question no one knew they needed answered.

www.upworthy.com

Things you didn't know you needed to know, but should be relieved by the findings.

Schools need to encourage more of this kind of thinking from kids.

The kid was curious about something, it does not what, he was taught the tools to find his answer. Learning how to find answers is what school is for. School should not be teaching kids what to think. It should be teaching them how to think for themselves.

 

[Threegoofs]

"To complete the experiment, Henry and his mom, Kerry Hyde, bought non-toxic lipstick and applied it to each of their cat's anuses. Then, the cats were given commands."

And how much protective armor were they wearing when they did this?

I think the kid wrote this whole thing on his way to school in the morning.

Sure, you can lipstick a cats butt quickly and get away with it, but get a cat to follow commands? I call bullshit.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

"To complete the experiment, Henry and his mom, Kerry Hyde, bought non-toxic lipstick and applied it to each of their cat's anuses. Then, the cats were given commands."

And how much protective armor were they wearing when they did this?

Figure at least some latex gloves would be an order. Let's just hope said lipstick was disposed of and doesn't find it's way to mom's makeup counter.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I think the kid wrote this whole thing on his way to school in the morning.

Home schooled.

Sure, you can lipstick a cats butt quickly and get away with it, but get a cat to follow commands? I call bullshit.

Is giving a high five as mentioned...

 

[Lycanthrope]

Better science than RFK Jr. employs!