20 Most Dangerous Toys

[Allan]

A science kit that contained real uranium and a toothpick firing crossbow that can pierce a can from 60 feet.

Thanks to wokeness these are off the market forcing children to grow up with two working eyes.

20 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

Why did anyone think these were a good idea?

www.goodhousekeeping.com

A remaining atomic energy science kit is for sale.

'Most Dangerous Toy' For Sale, Radioactive Atomic Energy Lab Kit With Uranium

Here's an interesting stocking stuffer to consider ... and it's a blast from the past, literally.

www.tmz.com

 

[Stealers Wheel]

Everything was fine until those stupid do-gooders went and messed it all up. Consumer safety? Who needs it?

They took lead out of our household paint. They took lead out of our gasoline. They forced us to drink clean water and breathe clean air. They took away all our fun toys. Those bastards!

 

[beefheart]

The classic SNL sketch with Ackroyd as Irwin Mainway.

 

[Mr Person]

Slingshots were fun though. BB guns too. Almost shot a kid with one at camp, but then why was the idiot running around in the woods just behind the targets?

 

[Grand Mal]

Everything was fine until those stupid do-gooders went and messed it all up. Consumer safety? Who needs it?

They took lead out of our household paint. They took lead out of our gasoline. They forced us to drink clean water and breathe clean air. They took away all our fun toys. Those bastards!

And lawn darts! Now, annoying little brothers grow to be more annoying and not so little!

 

[Mr Natural]

And somehow we managed to survive

 

[Allan]

And somehow we managed to survive

Not all of us. A lot of children were killed or maimed by those toys.

 

[verrip1]

Let's not forget to ban possession of both running shoes and scissors by any child (<18) without a written permission letter signed by parent/guardian.