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Your fav sayings, includes ones that you claim as your own

Heard this quite often growing up when people were talking about the Great Depression - dirty 30's
 
He heard that and his jaw dropped
 
When I go see my Dad and I ask him what he's been up to he often says "smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo"
 
When I go see my Dad and I ask him what he's been up to he often says "smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo"

The Statler Brothers: Flowers On The Wall. - YouTube

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I keep hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none
While you 'n' your friends are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do . . .











 
Alligator mouth, jaybird ass.
All hat, no cattle.
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
About as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

 
"Trouble rides a fast horse"
"You can't fix stupid"
"Can't never did anything" (a favorite of my father's)
"It's not personal, it's business" (from The Godfather)
"If brains were dynamite, she couldn't blow her nose"
"Measure twice, cut once" ... applies to more than just carpentry (another favorite of my Dad's)
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you are stupid"
"Make the first punch, and make it count"
 
Attitude not aptitude determine the altitude.

Don't believe your own publicity.

Check your ego at the door.

Don't screw the help, literally and figuratively.

Recognize your weaknesses, play to your strengths.

The love you take is equal to the love you make.


Its a grrrreat grrreat day for mo-tor car racing.
 
"Today is another day in which to excel." - Dad

"if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" - Einstein

"I'm unique, just like everyone else." - Margaret Mead

"Don't apologize for something that's not your fault." - Unknown
 
There is more time than life.


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Thought had by person at the White House: If you can remember, man, woman, car, camera, TV, you are fit to lead a country and no one has anything to worry about
 
Time will tell - my Daddy....
 
Just because some people are fueled by drama doesn't mean that you have to attend the performance.
 
From the Army -March the guilty bastard in

Stay out of the kitchen if ya can't take the heat.
 
Vote for me, Emperor of the World.

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Piss-poor planning produces piss-poor performance. (the 7 P's)

Semper Gumby (Always Flexible).

Both are USMC sayings.
 
Piss-poor planning produces piss-poor performance. (the 7 P's)

Semper Gumby (Always Flexible).

Both are USMC sayings.
I’ve heard these;
Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.
Proper planning prevents particularly poor performance. (G rated)
 
"I'm not young enough to know everything"
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts!"
"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
Oscar Wilde

"That place is crowded no one goes there anymore"
"If you don't know where you're going you could wind up someplace else"
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"Waiter please cut my pizza into 4 slices. I can't possibly eat 8"
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Ninety percent of this game is half mental."
Yogi Berra

"In Chinese the word Change is made up of two figures. One represents danger, the other represents opportunity."
JFK

"If I had my druthers, I would go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company"
Mark Twain

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
George Bernard Shaw

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."
Casey Stengel
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." Casey Stengel
 
"Instant gratification takes too long" - Carrie Fisher

In response to have a nice day : "Thank you, but I have other plans" - Paul Fussell

"Optimist: a man who calls bullshit fertilizer" - Frank Dane

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock." - Henny Youngman

"Take it from me, marriage isn't a word, its a sentence!" - Anonymous

"Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future." - Neils Bohr

"Technology - the knack of arranging the world so that we need not experience it." - Bertoldt Brecht

All of the above were found in the book "The Light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train" by Stephen Wicks. A fantastic source for those who appreciate a good quote (or a bad one).
 
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