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Republicans are proving themselves to be slow learners, and that’s absolutely fine by me.

You get three guesses why a majority of the country believes this, and the first two don’t count.

More voters expect President Trump to win the 2020 presidential debates than former Vice President Joe Biden (D), according to a new poll released Sunday.

In the USA Today/Suffolk University poll of registered voters, 47 percent predicted Trump would come out on top in the presidential debates, compared to 41 percent who said the same about Biden.

Among independents there is a 10-point gap, with 47 percent saying Trump would win compared to 37 percent who said they expected Biden to win.
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Because it’s Biden?
 
Republicans are proving themselves to be slow learners, and that’s absolutely fine by me.

You get three guesses why a majority of the country believes this, and the first two don’t count.


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Maybe this is why the majority of the country believes this...

 
Nothing weird about that. In fact, it makes perfect sense...lol
 
Biden was already debating when Trump was evicting blacks from his father's tenement buildings.
 
Maybe this is why the majority of the country believes this...



Thank goodness they believe this. When Biden mops the floor with the fool, he will be declared awesome.
 
Thank goodness they believe this. When Biden mops the floor with the fool, he will be declared awesome.

How long do you think it'll take till Biden challenges Trump to push ups?
 
Debates are useless for most people anyway.

I mean let's be real, they're unlikely to be very policy orientated, this will be a battle of personalities.

And regardless of what happens, I don't think many people will be moved by them, alot of people believe regardless of what happens, their candidate could **** themselves on stage and hyperventilate on a question to the point they pass out and their supporters will still proclaim them the victor.

Biden could crush Trump, but make one or two minor slipups on a sentence and that is all Fox will focus on as an example.
 
How long do you think it'll take till Biden challenges Trump to push ups?

Trump is going to beat Biden a billion million trillion to one. When Biden gets on stage, his pants will fall down to his ankles and he’ll trip and fall down. He’ll stand back up (pants still around his ankles) and stare into the camera without saying a word for ten minutes. Finally, when it’s trump’s turn, he’ll speak with the combined oratory genius of Cicero, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill.
 
Trump is going to beat Biden a billion million trillion to one. When Biden gets on stage, his pants will fall down to his ankles and he’ll trip and fall down. He’ll stand back up (pants still around his ankles) and stare into the camera without saying a word for ten minutes. Finally, when it’s trump’s turn, he’ll speak with the combined oratory genius of Cicero, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill.

Cicero has been long-lauded for his argument that "not a consul not a consul ur a consul", and later, for sending Antony into a confused tizzy by telling him that what he was seeing and hearing was not what was happening. His wit unfortunately lead to his downfall. Antony, finally overwhelmed with anger at being called a fake news witch hunt, had him killed, his head and hands severed, to be nailed on the Rostra. The people wept, for they revered his sage advice to drink bleach and ram blacklights up their own asses, so as to stave off plague.

Cicero is dead! Long live Cicero!
 
Cicero has been long-lauded for his argument that "not a consul not a consul ur a consul", and later, for sending Antony into a confused tizzy by telling him that what he was seeing and hearing was not what was happening. His wit unfortunately lead to his downfall. Antony, finally overwhelmed with anger at being called a fake news witch hunt, had him killed, his head and hands severed, to be nailed on the Rostra. The people wept, for they revered his sage advice to drink bleach and ram blacklights up their own asses, so as to stave off plague.

Cicero is dead! Long live Cicero!

Uncanny!
 
I invite everybody to post their own Trump-beats-Biden predictions.

Don't hold back. The crazier and more outrageous, the better. Have fun with it.
 
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